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How does Darth Vader like his coffee?Answer: On the dark side.
A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?”
Brian raises his hand and says, “He’s in Heaven.”
Susan answers, “He’s in my heart.”
Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, “He’s in our bathroom!”
The teacher is surprised by this answer and asks Little Johnny how he knows this.
“Well,” Little Johnny says, “every morning, my Dad gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells ‘Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'”
Why doesn't Demi Moore shop at the fish market?Answer: Because Ashton is always bringing home crabs!
Donald Trump wants to control the country even though he can't control his hair.
Chuck Norris doesn’t churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?Answer: She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?Answer: Feyonce
Which celebrity smells the best?Answer: Kevin Bacon
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
What does Ariana Grande order at McDonald's?Answer: A Mac Miller