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Did you hear Linda McCartney was suprised to have cancer?Answer: She thought "Instant Karma" was gonna get her...
My vagina is like Newark. Men know it's there, but they don't want to visit.
Jessica Simpson ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces?Answer: Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.
What is Greta Thunbergs favourite country?Answer: MadAtGasCar
A train bearing Lenin, Stalin, Khrushchev, Brezhnev and Gorbachev stops suddenly when the tracks run out. Each leader applies his own, unique solution. Lenin gathers workers and peasants from miles around and exhorts them to build more track. Stalin shoots the train crew when the train still doesn’t move. Khrushchev rehabilitates the dead crew and orders the tracks behind the train ripped up and relaid in front. Brezhnev pulls down the curtains and rocks back and forth, pretending the train is moving. And Gorbachev calls a rally in front of the locomotive, where he leads a chant: “No tracks! No tracks! No tracks!”
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How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?Answer: She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?Answer: Feyonce
Which celebrity smells the best?Answer: Kevin Bacon
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
What does Ariana Grande order at McDonald's?Answer: A Mac Miller