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Why does the author of Harry Potter always ROFL when hearing a joke?Answer: Because she's Rowling on the floor with laughter
How are Tony Stark's clothes always so neat, man?Answer: Because of the iron, man!
Margaret Thatcher takes the cabinet out for dinner. The waiter comes along and asks her what she will be eating tonight.
Margaret replies, 'I'll have the steak.'
The waiter then asks, 'What about the vegetables?'
To which Margaret says, 'They'll have the same as me.'
What is Spiderman's day job?Answer: He is a web designer.
How is Theresa May Like a Catholic Teen?Answer: She's got no Plan B after she gets screwed.
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How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?Answer: She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?Answer: Feyonce
Which celebrity smells the best?Answer: Kevin Bacon
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
What does Ariana Grande order at McDonald's?Answer: A Mac Miller