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Back to MovieWhat do people want to know about the Tomkat divorce settlement?Answer: Did Tom let Katie keep the cage?
What was Katie Holmes reportedly screaming during divorce proceedings with Tom Cruise?Answer: Show me the money!
Why did Katie Holmes call 911 asking for help?Answer: Because she knocked out her "bodyguards", escaped her house/prison, and thought Tom couldn't see her!
Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?Answer: Apparently, he'd been in A Few Good Men.
Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?Answer: She got tired of all that Cruise control.
Why did Katie Holmes stop pretending to be in love and divorce Tom Cruise?Answer: Because it was 'Mission: Impossible.
Why did Tom Cruise quickly finalize his divorce with Katie Holmes?Answer: He realized she still wasn't over Dawson.
Why did Tom Cruise wear a satellite dish on his head during his wedding with Katie Holmes?Answer: To get better reception of the signals from the aliens!
Why is Tom Cruise still upset after finalizing his divorce with Katie Holmes?Answer: He still hasn't gotten over the death of Goose.
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