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Back to SportDid you hear John McEnroe went for an audition for the latest Harry Potter film?Answer: They turned him down, saying "You cannot be Sirius!"
John McEnroe gave me his broken tennis racket, no strings attached.
McEnroe once famously remarked about Ramesh Krishnan: The guy serves at 10 miles an hour and I still can't return it.
Roger Federer, Pat Rafter and John McEnroe decide to go to a party dressed as stars.
"I'll be Betelgeuse," says Federer.
Rafter says, "OK, I'll be Sirius".
McEnroe says, "YOU CANNOT BE SIRIUS."
When did John McEnroe arrive at Wimbledon?Answer: About tennish.
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