Wrestling Jokes

Did you hear Finn Balor is a terrible golfer?

Answer: They call him Prince Divot.

Did you hear Heath Slater's partner needed surgery to fix a broken nose?

Answer: He got a rhynoplasty.

Did you hear Seth Rollins had sexual relationships with Jerry Lawler, Harley Race, and King Mabel?

Answer: They’s why they call him the “kings layer.”

Did you hear that wrestling fans once voted for Ivan Putski to be suspended over a ring post?

Answer: They voted in the Pole on a Pole Poll.

Did you hear WWE almost gave Finn Balor a golfer gimmick?

Answer: Foregal Divot

Did you know Ms. Bonham-Carter was thrown off the roof of a steel cage?

Answer: You should have seen Helena sell.

How did Rusev become so fluent in his second language?

Answer: His partner could aid in English.

How did Steve Borden describe his pain when he stepped on a nail?

Answer: It Stings

How does Kevin Steen sort his laundry?

Answer: Filthy goes here, filthy-but wearable goes there.

How many TNA fans does it take to put up a lightbulb?

Answer: Both of them.

How many Vince McMahons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Answer: None. Lightbulb screwed lightbulb

If Kofi Kingston and The Dynamite Kid were a tag team what were their name be?

Answer: Boom goes the dynamite

If Scott Steiner became a religious leader, what would his name be?

Answer: Big poppa pope

Jeff Hardy Wakes up in a suit, what's the first thing he hears?

Answer: Will the defendent please rise?

Jericho, Hurricane and Matt Hardy are in the same car. Who will drive?

Answer: A police officer.

Rob Van Dam and Sabu get in a car. Who’s driving?

Answer: The police

Want to hear a Wrestling joke?

Answer: David Otunga

What did a fan say when he saw Batista at a seafood restaurant?

Answer: Batista likes FISHSTICKS!!!

What did Batista say when he was hit with a basketball?

Answer: Basketballs don't hold grudges!

What did CM Punk tell Adam Copeland when Copeland made a pass at him?

Answer: I'm Straight, Edge.

What did CM Punk tell Adam Copeland when he tried to feel him up?

Answer: I’m straight, Edge

What did Daniel Bryan say when Vince McMahon asked him if he wanted a job with WWE?

Answer: Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes

What did D’Von tell Bubba when they were working at McDonalds?

Answer: Oh Bubba, test the fries!

What did Kevin Nash say when he crashed his ATV?

Answer: Arrgh, my quad!

What did Mick Foley say to the customer when she was all done bagging the groceries?

Answer: Have a nice day.

What did Mick Foley say to the snowman?

Answer: Have an ice day!

What did Steve Borden say when asked to go to karaoke?

Answer: Sorry, I can't Sting

What did Tazz say when Brock Lesnar's jet was landing?

Answer: Here comes the PLAAANNEEE!

What did Wade Barrett say about the puzzle piece?

Answer: It was part of a much bigger picture.

What did Zack Ryder say when he was taught by a radio?

Answer: Ahhh RADIO tell me everything you know!!!

What do Carlito and Kurt Angle have in common?

Answer: They both spit in the face of people that don't wanna be cool!

What do you call a WWE wrestler who works at an ice cream shop?

Answer: Cold Stone Steve Austin

What do you call David Otunga without the talent?

Answer: David Otunga

What do you call Eve on a vacation?

Answer: Eve Tour-es.

What do you call the Great Khali without talent?

Answer: The Great Khali

What do you get when you go to Sean Waltman’s house during summer?

Answer: X-Pac heat

What does Awesome Kong have between her breasts that Gail Kim doesn’t?

Answer: A belly button!

What does Eddie Guerrero say when he misses his wife?

Answer: Where the F**K was VICKIE!!!

What does Jerry “The King” Lawler say everytime he goes to a funeral?

Answer: That’s it he’s dead

What does Jimmy say to Jey when he's not acting normal?

Answer: Uso crazy!

What does Owen Hart say everytime he goes to McDonalds?

Answer: I am not a McNugget!

What does Shawn Michaels look for in a woman?

Answer: Someone with screwjob lips.

What does the Legit Boss do when she needs to take care of her personal finances?

Answer: Sasha banks

What is Adam Cole’s favorite part of a LakeLake?

Answer: A BayBay.

What is Alberto Del Rio's favorite band?

Answer: Destiny's Child

What is Dwayne Johnson's favorite Nicolas Cage movie?

Answer: The Rock

What is Rey's favorite cereal?

Answer: Mysteri-O's

What is Stone Cold's favorite time of day?

Answer: 3:16

What is the Rock's favorite thing to eat on Thanksgiving?

Answer: Pie

What kind of horror movies does Bobby Roode prefer?

Answer: Goriest