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Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
Professor X to JK Rowling:Professor X: "What's your power?"
JK Rowling: "I can rewrite the past of fictional characters."
Gay Professor X: "Interesting."
What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?Answer: Where on Earth have you been?
What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?Answer: The same middle name!
What do Bruce Lee and the Donkey from Shrek have in common?Answer: They have both entered the dragon.
What do Taylor Swift and Avada Kedavra have in common?Answer: They'll leave you breathless or with a nasty scar.
What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?Answer: Han So-high
What does Hank Hill take when he gets a headache?Answer: Ibupropane
What does Hannibal Lecter call Britney Spears?Answer: Dinner at Hooters
What does Mike Tyson say after a good workout with the Avengers?Answer: I'm Thor.
What does Pinochio and Justin Bieber have in common?Answer: They both want to be real boys
What happened when Walt Disney passed away?Answer: He went into a state of suspended animation.
What is the difference between COVID-19 and Romeo & Juliet?Answer: One is a corona virus, the other is a Verona crisis.
What Metallica song does Captain America hate?Answer: Trapped Under Ice.
What was Forrest Gump's email password?Answer: 1forrest1
What's the difference between Covid-19 and Romeo and Juliet?Answer: One's a coronavirus, the other is a Verona Crisis.
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and Jean Luc Picard?Answer: Picard didn't sell Data
Which Jedi became a rock star?Answer: Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi.
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Answer: Mickey Moose!
Who made King Arthur's round table?Answer: Sir-Cumference
Why did Captain Kirk go in to the ladies room?Answer: Because he wanted to go where no man had gone before.
Why did Peter Parker get fired?Answer: He spent all day on the web.
Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?Answer: Because he always has a great fall.
Why don't you ask Yoda for money?Answer: He is always a little to short.
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