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Homer Simpson Jokes

Looking for a laugh? You're in the right place! This is your one-stop-shop for all things funny and Simpsons-related. Get ready to LOL with our collection of silly, corny, and hilarious Homer Simpson jokes. From his love of donuts to his classic "D'oh!" catchphrase, we've got all the best one-liners, puns, and riddles about America's favorite animated dad. Whether you're a die-hard Simpsons fan or just looking for a good laugh, this collection is sure to have you cracking up. So grab some popcorn, settle in, and get ready to laugh your way through the world of Springfield with these Homer Simpson jokes.

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Albert Einstein and Homer Simpson had a bet
Albert Einstein says “If I can’t answer your question, i’ll give you a million dollars. If you can’t answer my question, you have to give me five dollars.”

Homer says “ok”

Albert Einstein says “I’ll start: What is the capital of France?”

Homer says “lol idk”

Homer gives Einstein 5 dollars.

Homer says “What is alive but also dead”

Einstein doesn’t know the answer, and gives Homer a million dollars

Einstein says “Wow, that was a tough question, what’s the answer?”

Homer gives Einstein 5 dollars.
What do Homer Simpson and pizza have in common?
What do you get when you cross Death of a Salesman with Homer Simpson?
What game does Homer Simpson always lose?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite snack?
What is Homer Simpsons favorite ice cream?
What is Homer Simpson’s favourite fruit?
What video game system does Homer Simpson play?
What's Homer Simpson's favorite song?
What's Homer Simpson's least favorite ingredient in pizza?

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