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Winnie the Pooh Jokes

Step into the whimsical world of Winnie the Pooh with our hilarious collection of jokes! Whether you're a die-hard fan or just looking for a good laugh, these silly and corny jokes about the lovable bear and his friends are sure to tickle your funny bone. From quotes to riddles, oneliners to puns, we've got it all! So grab your honey pot and get ready for a belly full of laughs - because in this world, jokes are always sweeter with Winnie the Pooh.

Showing all 26 Winnie the Pooh jokes

Did you hear about the new Winnie-the-Pooh movie?
If Baby Groot was sent to Winnie the Pooh's universe, what would his new name be?
What did Winnie the Pooh say when he was offered dessert?
What did Winnie-the-Pooh say to Jerry Maguire?
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
What do Alexander the Great, Winnie the Pooh, and Chance the Rapper have in common?
What do Winnie the Pooh and his pots have in common?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh on Halloween?
What does Pooh walk on?
What does Winnie the Pooh call his sweetheart?
What does Winnie the Pooh use to eat honey?

More funny Winnie the Pooh Jokes below

What does Winnie-the-Pooh and Bozo the Clown have in common?
What does Winnie-the-Pooh have in common with his pots of honey?
What does Winnie-the-Pooh say when he cries?
What does Xi Jinping and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
What doesn’t Winnie the Pooh wear shoes?
What happened when Winnie the Pooh grew older?
What is Winnie-the-Pooh’s mom’s name?
What is Xi Jinpings pet name for the Russian president?
What ship are Tigger, Pooh, Piglet, Owl, Rabbit, Gopher, and Christopher Robin sailing on?
What will Winnie say when he is a Magician?
What would Snoop Doggy Dogg be called if he married Winnie-the-Pooh?
Which of Winnie The Poohs friends was actually a thief?
Why did Winnie the Pooh quit his job writing obituaries?
Why is Winnie-the-Pooh always smiling?
Why was Winnie the Poohs girlfriend jealous?

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