Looking for a laugh and a little bit of heroism? Look no further than our collection of silly, corny, and hilarious Superman jokes! Whether you're a die-hard fan or just love a good celebrity pun, you'll find plenty to chuckle about in this collection. We've got everything from classic one-liners to clever riddles, all guaranteed to tickle your funny bone. So put on your cape and get ready to laugh out loud with our collection of the best jokes about the Man of Steel himself, Superman!
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Superman.
How often does Superman need to save the planet?Answer: Daily
If Batman and Superman had a baby, what would it be?Answer: Adopted
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win?Answer: Chuck Norris
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that he fasten his seat belt. "Superman don't need no seat belt," Ali growled. "Well, Superman," the stewardess replied, "don't need no airplane!"
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears a pajama Zlatan.
Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins?Answer: Chuck Norris
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.
Superman once wrote on the wall: "Batman is a wimp."
The next day Batman wrote: "Superman is Clark Kent."
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris undies.
What did Superman's dad say after everyone thanked him for saving their planet?Answer: He said, "Jor-El Come"
What does Superman use after a shower to dry off?Answer: A Tow-El
What does Superman use to eat his cereal?Answer: A Superbowl
What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common?Answer: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
What would be the name of Superman's dog?Answer: Lex Woofer!
What would Superman be called if he worked in a convenience store?Answer: Clerk Kent
What would you call Superman if he was involved in a bank robbery?Answer: He'd be called the Man of Steal.
What's Superman's greatest weakness?Answer: Stairs
What's the name of the currency that Superman can't handle?Answer: Kryptocurrency
What’s got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?Answer: Christopher Reeve’s horse
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
Where does Superman like to go on holidays?Answer: Cape town
Why does everyone invite Superman the most to dinners?Answer: It's because he's a supperhero.
Why doesn't Superman like to go out after it gets dark?Answer: That's because he's afraid of the krypto-night.
Why was Superman the only child at the swimming pool?Answer: Because the sign outside said supervision required.
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