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Occupation Jokes

Here you will find a great collection of silly, corny and funny occupation jokes about celebrities that suits all celebrity lovers, fans, fanatics, followers, groupies and everyone else who likes amazing celebrity jokes. This funny collection of the best occupation jokes can also contain quotes, riddles, oneliners and puns about the occupation. Jokes are fun!


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I’m not David Blaine, but I can do magic in bed.
The name is John. John Holmes.
Well known are the words of Neil Armstrong when he first walked on the moon: "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." However, few people know of NASA's coverup of a very embarressing event took place an hour later. We, at Jupiter Scientific, have recently obtained a transcript of the conversation that transpired:
Niel Armstrong: "Oh sh***, Mission Control, I just stepped on Buzz Aldrin's toe. What should I do? Over."
Mission Control: "What do you think? Apollogize."
What's the difference between a used car, Madonna and Bob Dole?

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