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Political Jokes

Here you will find a great collection of silly, corny and funny political jokes about celebrities that suits all celebrity lovers, fans, fanatics, followers, groupies and everyone else who likes amazing celebrity jokes. This funny collection of the best political jokes can also contain quotes, riddles, oneliners and puns about the political. Jokes are fun!

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Do you know why walking a tightrope and having Janet Reno go down on you are alike?
How do you get tested for Coronavirus?
How does Congressman John Boehner change a lightbulb?
How tall is Betsy DeVos?
Modern American Currency
One dollar bill: George Washington

Five dollar bill: Abraham Lincoln

Ten dollar bill: Alexander Hamilton

Twenty dollar bill: Andrew Jackson

Fifty dollar bill: Ulysses S. Grant

One hundred dollar bill: Benjamin Franklin

Food Stamps: Barack Obama
The best thing about Betsy DeVos being nominated as the head of department of education ... is the fact they are abolishing it completely.
There were five people on a plane. Malcolm Turnball, a skater boy, an elderly man, a little school girl and Hilary Clinton. The plane was about to crash and there was only four parachutes.

Malcolm Turnball said, "I am about to be the president, so i need a parachute".

The skater boy said, "I have a long life ahead of me, so i need one too".

Malcolm and the skater both grab one and jump out.

Hilary Clinton said, " I am also running for president, so i also need one". Grabs one and jumps out.

The elderly man turns to the little girl and says, " I have lived my life. You haven't, so you take the last one".

The little girl shook her head. "No sir. We can both go. Malcolm Turnball stole my school bag".

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