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As USA gets closer to the 2016 election year, US citizens must remember that they cannot trust Hillary Clinton to create American jobs.
The last time she had a meaningful job, she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky.
And Monica blew it.
Bill never told Monica to lie. He told her to lie in this position, not to lie on deposition.
Did you hear about Monica Lewinsky becoming a Republican?Answer: The Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.
Did you know that O.J. Simpson, Monica Lewinsky, Ted Kennedy, and President Bill Clinton are all avid golfers?Answer: O.J.'s a slicer, Monica's a hooker, Ted Kennedy can't drive over water, and Clinton can't seem to hit the right hole!
Do you know why Monica Lewinsky could never be a doctor?Answer: She sucked as an intern!
Have you seen Lewinsky's laundry?Answer: No? Don't worry neither has she.
Hillary Clinton just announced Monica Lewinsky will be her VP. Because when Hillary can't get the job done, Monica can.
How did we know that Monica Lewinsky would testify?Answer: Because she has a history of not being able to keep her mouth closed!
How does Bill keep Monica Lewinsky away from the White House?Answer: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.
Poor Monica after a relaxing bath
Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself, nude in a mirror!
Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight, was depressing her.
In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help.
'God.... If you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you,' she prayed... And just like that... her ears fell off.
Grant me three wishes
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up on the shore.
She started to rub it and out popped a genie.
"Oh goodie, now I will get three wishes!" she exclaimed.
"No," said the genie, "You have been very bad this year, and because of this, I can only give you one wish."
"Let's see," says Monica, "I don't need fame, because I have plenty of that due to all of the media coverage. And I don't need money, because after I write my book, and do all my interviews, I'll have all the money I could ever want. I would like to get rid of these love handles, though. Yes, that's it, for my one wish, I would like my love handles removed."
Poof! And just like that .... her ears were gone.
What do Monica and the Carolina Panthers have in common?Answer: They both blew it.
What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common?Answer: They were both upset when Bill finished first!
What does Coach Sir Alex Ferguson and Monica Lewinsky have in common?Answer: They both may blow a few at first, but, Monica will not choke on the big ones.
What does Monica Lewinsky and Payne Stewart have in common?Answer: They both wore ugly hats and went down.
What was Hillary Clinton's last gift to Monica?Answer: Spot remover
What was Miss Lewinsky's most memorable feature?Answer: She has the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
What's Monica's favorite instrument?Answer: She's good at the piano, but she sucks at the organ!
Whats the similarity between Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine?Answer: They both say, insert Bill here.
What’s the difference between Bill and Monica?Answer: One can’t come clean and the other one can't clean cum.
Why did Bill Clinton stop playing the saxophone?Answer: He was too busy playing the whore-monica.
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