Looking for some laughter and entertainment? Look no further than this hilarious collection of American football jokes about celebrities! Whether you're a die-hard football fan or simply enjoy a good laugh, this collection has something for everyone. With silly, corny, and funny jokes, as well as clever quotes, riddles, oneliners and puns about the sport, you'll be entertained for hours. From NFL players to football commentators, this collection features all of your favorite American football celebrities. So why not grab a cold drink and settle in for some laughter? Jokes are fun, and this collection is sure to leave you in stitches!
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Brett Favre has said that he would gladly take a game off in 2009 if his health were to become a hindrance to Minnesota's success. And you know Favre, he's a man of his word.
Green Bay quarterback Brett Favre added another record to his resume this week. The future Hall of Famer was said to be contemplating retirement for the 745th time, eclipsing the old mark held by pop diva Cher.
It's a little unfair that Mike Vick is looked down upon for dog fighting, and The Mario Bros. are celebrated from taking mushrooms and turtle bashing.
Saw Marshawn Lynch at the eye clinic a few days ago.
He told me he was just there so he won't get blind.
Tom Brady now has a perfect track record. He's won 5/7 Superbowls he's been in.
What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky?Answer: Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!
What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?Answer: Neither can finish a play.
What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?Answer: Neither of them can finish a play
What do Monica and the Carolina Panthers have in common?Answer: They both blew it.
What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?Answer: Darth Vader probably gets high fived
What's the difference between Tim Tebow and Aaron Hernandez?Answer: Aaron Hernandez knew when to hang it up.
Why did the NFL choose to acknowledge OJ Simpson as a part of the top 100 players?Answer: Because he really was a killer running back.
Why did the Super Bowl Champions refuse to meet Trump at the White House?Answer: Because they were Patriots.
Why does Marshawn Lynch sit in the back at the Kid's Choice awards?Answer: He's just there so he won't get slimed.
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