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Baseball Jokes

Looking for a fun and hilarious way to show off your love of baseball and celebrity culture? Look no further than our collection of silly, corny, and funny baseball jokes about celebrities! Featuring some of the biggest names in baseball history, this collection is sure to have you laughing out loud. And the best part? Our jokes aren't limited to just baseball - we've got quotes, riddles, oneliners, and puns about the sport and its stars that will leave you in stitches. So whether you're a die-hard fan or just enjoy a good laugh, this collection is perfect for anyone who loves amazing celebrity jokes and the world of baseball. Jokes are fun!

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Albert Einstein is at a party and he's surrounded by a small crowd of admirers. He introduces himself to the first member of the group, and asks, "What is your IQ?"

The man answers, "191."

"Wonderful!" says Einstein. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!"

Albert then turns to a woman and asks, "What's your IQ?"

She responds, "123."

"Ah!" says Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We, too, have much to discuss!"

Einstein then notices a third member of the group and again inquires about the man's IQ. This time the answer is "62." The great physicist ponders for a moment, then brightens and says, "GO YANKEES!"
Did you hear the one about Grady Little's lawn?
Did you hear the sad news?
Did you know baseball was played in the Old Testament?
Did you know the first baseball game was held in the Garden of Eden?
Did you tell Andrew McCutchen the joke about the pop fly?
Did you tell Mookie Betts the joke about the pop fly?
Donald Trump is attending a baseball game with Melania.

The game is about to start, and the speaker makes an announcement. Suddenly Donald grabs Melania and throws her off the balcony.

After a few seconds of silence, the speaker comes on again:

"No, Mr President, I said throw the first PITCH"
Greg Maddux just signed a 5 year, $57 million contract making him the highest paid player in baseball.

He's so rich that he can now hire a designated scratcher.
How can you tell when George Steinbrenner is lying?
How did Luis Severino pitch a winning baseball game without throwing a ball?

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How did Rick Porcello pitch a winning baseball game without throwing a ball?
Johnny Blanchard sat in the Yankees clubhouse crying after learning he had been traded to Kansas City. Concerned for his teammate, Mickey Mantle sat down and tried to console Blanchard.

"Don't take it so hard, John. Just think, in Kansas City you're going to get a chance to play."

"Hell, I can't play, Mick. That's why I'm crying."
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Let’s Phillip the bases and score some points.
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
Trump's favorite baseball team is the Yankees
Except during the draft, then it's the Dodgers.
Two guys are watching their sons play baseball

The first father goes, “Did you see that, my son got an in the Park home run. He’s so much better at baseball than your son.”

The second father annoyed that his friend had insulted his son responded. “My son is the Michael Jordan of baseball.

“But he sucks at baseball?”

“So does Michael Jordan.”
Wade Boggs, Steve Garvey and Pete Rose are in a bar. A pretty woman walks by and Boggs says, "I'm going to ask her out." Garvey replied, "You can't do that, she's carrying my baby." To which Rose added, "You wanna bet?"
What are George Michael's favourite Baseball teams?
What are O.J.'s favorite baseball teams?
What baseball team does Pee Wee Herman like?
What did Aaron Hicks do when the coach said to steal second?
What did Gary Sanchez say to the baseball?
What did Gatsby say about baseball?
What did J.D. Martinez do when the coach said to steal second?
What did Sandy Leon say to the baseball?
What do Grady Little and Don Zimmer have in common?
What do Jose Offerman and Michael Jackson have in common?
What do Michael Jackson and the New York Yankees infielders have in common?
What do the New York Yankees and Billy Graham have in common?
What do you get if you combine Steve Sax with a brass instrument?
What do you get when you cross CC Sabathia with a carpet?
What do you get when you cross Nathan Eovaldi with a carpet?
What does Aaron Boone and the mailman have in common?
What does Gary Sanchez put his food on?
What does Gary Sanchez wear on halloween?
What does Sandy Leon put his food on?
What does Sandy Leon wear on halloween?
What is harder for Aaron Hicks to catch the faster he runs?
What is harder for J.D. Martinez to catch the faster he runs?
What is harder for Jackie Bradley Jr. to catch the faster he runs?
What is harder for Miguel Andujar to catch the faster he runs?
What is the difference between CC Sabathia and a professional bowler?
What is the difference between Mel Rojas and UPS?
What is the difference between Phil Hughes and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
What was Ghandi’s favorite part of a baseball game?
What’s did Cy Young and a professional bowler have in common?
What’s do Luis Cessa and a professional bowler have in common?
Where does Didi Gregorius go to dance?
Where does Ian Kinsle go to dance?

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