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O.J. Simpson Jokes

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Alan Dershowitz has defended O.J. Simpson, Jeffrey Epstein, and Donald Trump

The stabber, the nabber, and the grabber
Did you hear about the new O.J. Simpson screen saver for Windows 95?
Did you hear John Wayne Bobbitt called O.J. last night?
Did you hear OJ Simpson is getting remarried?
Did you hear that Joey Buttafuoco went to visit O.J. in prison?
Did you know that O.J. Simpson, Monica Lewinsky, Ted Kennedy, and President Bill Clinton are all avid golfers?
How can you tell when a blonde is really dumb?
Joke told recently in Judge Ito's's courtroom. One of O.J. Simpson's lawyers approaches his client. "I have good news and bad news," he says
"Which do you want to first?"
"The bad news," O.J. says.
"The bad news is that it is your blood all over the crime scene, that the DNA proves it."
"So what's the good news?" O.J. asks.
"The good news is that your cholesterol is only 130."
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
OJ who?
Oke you're on the jury!
OJ Simpson, Oscar Pistorius, and Scott Peterson walk into a bar...all 3 order a Bloody Mary.
What are O.J.'s favorite baseball teams?

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What do O.J. and Tampax have in common?
What do O.J. Simpson and Michael Jackson have in common?
What do Shaquille O'Neal and O.J. Simpson have in common?
What do you get when you cross OJ and Heidi Fleiss?
What do you get when you mix O.J. Simpson, Dr. Ruth Westheimer and Tonya Harding?
What do you get when you put Lorena Bobbitt, Tammy Faye, and O.J. Simpson in the same room?
What do you have when you have Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and the O.J. Simpson jury?
What does Joseph Jett have in common with OJ?
What Halloween Costume is sure to scare the hell out of your ex-girlfriend?
What is the difference between God and Johnnie Cochran?
What is the difference between O.J. and David Letterman?
What is the NRA's new motto?
What was the first thing the jury forewoman said to Johnnie Cochran?
What would you have if O.J. was put in a cell with David Koresh and Jeffrey Dahmer?
What's O.J.'s motto?
What's the difference between John F. Kennedy and Nicole Simpson?
What's the difference between O. J. Simpson and poker?
What's the difference between O.J. Simpson and Christopher Reeve?
What's the difference between OJ and Homer Simpson?
What's the difference between Rodney King and O.J. Simpson?
What's the difference between Ryne Sandberg and O.J. Simpson?
What's the difference between the Simpson trial and the Super Bowl?
What's the only thing worse than being married to Lorena Bobbit?
Who was OJ's marriage counselor?
Who's the dumbest person in America?
Who's the most famous Los Angeles Dodger?
Why can't Heidi Fleiss and O.J. play golf together?
Why did Chuck Woolery call OJ?
Why did O.J. finally get out of the Bronco?
Why did the NFL choose to acknowledge OJ Simpson as a part of the top 100 players?
Why does Marcia Clark wear mini-skirts in court?

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