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Michael Jackson Jokes

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A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"

After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, God is both male and female."

This confuses the little boy so he asks, "Is God black or white?"

"Well, God is both black and white."

This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"

At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers none the less, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."

At this, the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, "Is God Michael Jackson?"
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy's mind, sat him and said: "God is not a man or a woman, and God is not black or white."

To which the child responded, "Well, then is God Michael Jackson?"
Anne Frank, Michael Jackson, and Helen Keller walk into a bar...
Just kidding they're all dead.
Boy: Daddy is God a boy or a girl?
Father: Both, son.
Boy: Daddy is God white or black?
Father: Both, son.
Boy: Daddy is God Michael Jackson?
Could you imagine the problems, if they had. Marie is an agnostic. Michael Jackson is a Jehovah's Witness. Their kids would have been going around knocking on doors for no reason whatsoever.
Did you hear about Michael Jackson's toaster?
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Michael Jackson and Darth Vader!
Neither wanted to remain on the Dark Side!

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What's the simularity between Portugal and Michael Jackson?
When Michael Jackson died all that was on the radio was Michael Jackson songs. When Whitney Houston died all you could hear was Whitney Houston songs. I just hope Justin Bieber never dies.
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Why did Michael Jackson run to Wal-Mart?
Why did Michael Jackson want to join the Branch Davidians?
Why is Michael Jackson's new album entitled "Bad?"
Yo mama so poor she married Michael Jackson.
Yo mama so ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt.

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