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Yo mama Jokes

Looking for some hilarious celebrity humor? Look no further than our collection of yo mama jokes! Whether you're a die-hard fan or just love a good laugh, you're sure to find something that tickles your funny bone. Our collection is chock-full of silly, corny, and downright funny jokes about all your favorite celebrities. From A-list actors to pop stars, we've got it all. And with quotes, riddles, oneliners, and puns about yo mama thrown in, you'll be laughing all day long. So come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about - after all, jokes are always better when they're about yo mama!

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Yo mama is so fat that her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.
Yo mama so old, she knew 50 Cent when he was only a quarter.
Yo mama so poor she married Michael Jackson.
Yo mama so stupid Rebecca Black taught her Thursday comes before Friday!
Yo mama so stupid she went to The Home Depot and asked for tickets to see The Doors.
Yo mama so ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt.
Yo mama so ugly the Terminator said, "I won't be back."
Yo mama so ugly, Donald Trump tried to disconnect her from the internet!
Yo mama's so dumb that Rebecca Black taught her the days of the week.
Yo mama's so fat even Richard Simmons laughs at her.
Yo mama's so fat she made Richard Simmons cry.

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Yo mama's so fat she makes Richard Simmons lose his enthusiasm.
Yo mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Yo mama's so old she sat next to Ben Franklin in kindergarden.
Yo mama's so stupid she thought Shirley Temple was a church!
Yo mama's so ugly even PEWDIEPIE screamed because he thought she was a horror game.
Yo mama's so ugly she made Arnold Schwarzenegger cry.
Yo mama's so ugly that Pythagoras wouldn't touch her with a 3-4-5 triangle.
Yo mama's so ugly that she made Spike Spiegel choke on his cigarette.
Yo mamma is so fat, Bill Gates became broke after buying her dinner.
Yo mamma's so fat her baby picture was taken by Neil Armstrong.
Yo momma is so fat Miley Cyrus uses her as a wreaking ball.
Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
Yo momma so mean she takes more steroids than A-Rod, just to give you a proper whopping.
Yo momma so nasty even Chris Rock won't make jokes about her!
Yo momma so stupid she thought Bruno Mars was a planet.
Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks Bill Gates is another name for toll booths.
Yo' Mama's so ugly, when Steve-O' saw her he turned his video camera off.
Your mama is so fat she's Miley Cyrus's Wrecking Ball.
Your mama is so ugly, she makes Ray Charles flinch!
Your mama so fat when she went to a Taylor Swift concert she took up all the seats and smooshed Taylor Swift.

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