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And it's really sad to see that Brad Pitt is now just 'Br' while Angelina Jolie gets her whole forename back.
Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.
My wife and I both made a list of five people we could sleep with...
She read hers out: 'One, George Clooney; two, Brad Pitt; three, Justin Timberlake; four, Jake Gyllenhaal; five, Johnny Depp.'
I thought, I've got the better deal here: 'One, your sister... That's where our conversation ended..
Schwarzenegger has it long, Brad Pitt short, Madonna does not have it and the Pope does not use it. What is it?Answer: A surname.
What did Brad Pitt say when threatened with no sex from Angelina unless he gives up smoking?Answer: But what about afterwards?
What do a stuffed olive and Angelina Jolie have in common?Answer: They've both had a pit in them.
What do Brad Pitt and his kids never talk about?Answer: Pillow Fight Club.
What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?Answer: A Brexit
Who has the handsome star in the Hollywood baking movie?Answer: Bread Pitt
Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?Answer: Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.
Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?Answer: Because of the "Pit"
Yo mama so ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt.
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