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Bruce Willis Jokes

Are you a fan of Bruce Willis and his action-packed movies? Look no further! This collection of silly, corny, and funny jokes is tailored specifically for Bruce Willis fans, fanatics, followers, groupies, and everyone who loves to laugh. From his famous catchphrases to his iconic roles, this collection features the best jokes, one-liners, and puns about the beloved actor. You can also find amusing quotes and riddles about the man behind John McClane and other famous characters. So what are you waiting for? Come and have a laugh with us!

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Bruce Willis and Liam Neeson have signed up to do a movie together...It's called 'Taken Hard'
Bruce Willis and Sylvester Stallone were discussing their next Halloween costumes. They wanted to get away from the typical scary characters and do something different.

Bruce: 'how about historical figures? I'll go as Freud.'

Sly: 'ok, sounds good. I'll go as Leonardo Da Vinci.'

Arnold Schwarzenegger overhears their discussion, walks over and replies 'I'll be Bach.'
Bruce Willis is working on the 5th Die Hard movie! They should call this one "Just kill me already!"
What do Charlie Sheen and Bruce Willis have in common?
What was the first Harry Potter Movie?

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