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Leonardo DiCaprio Jokes

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George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey decide to make a movie together.

George Clooney says, "I'll direct."

DiCaprio yells, "I'll produce!"

And Matthew McConaughey says, "I'll write, I'll write, I'll write."
I once told DiCaprio a joke about the Oscars...
He didn't get it
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
Tom Hanks, Leonardo DiCaprio and Matthew McConaughey all decide to make a movie

Tom hanks says "I'll produce it"

Leonardo DiCaprio says "I'll direct it"

Matthew McConaughey says "I'll write I'll write I'll write"
Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar Jocke?

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