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Did you hear that Matthew McConaughey took his Lincoln to the dealership after it couldn’t make left turns?Answer: It could only go all right, all right, all right!
George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey decide to make a movie together.
George Clooney says, "I'll direct."
DiCaprio yells, "I'll produce!"
And Matthew McConaughey says, "I'll write, I'll write, I'll write."
I met Matthew McConaughey and asked him to sign a photo for me. I told him to make sure he didn't write anything on the left side of the picture though.
He said, "Alright, I'll write all right."
Matthew McConaughey, what kind of meat do you want off the turkey?Answer: All white, all white, all white!
Tom Hanks, Leonardo DiCaprio and Matthew McConaughey all decide to make a movie
Tom hanks says "I'll produce it"
Leonardo DiCaprio says "I'll direct it"
Matthew McConaughey says "I'll write I'll write I'll write"
What did Mathew McConaughey say to himself to complete a book?Answer: I'll write, I'll write, I'll write.
What did Matthew McConaughey have for breakfast, lunch, and dinner in China?Answer: All rice, all rice, all rice.
What did Matthew McConaughey say about Steve Bannon's followers?Answer: They're alt-right, alt-right, alt-right.
What did Matthew McConaughey see at the Trump rally?Answer: All white, all white, all white
What do celebrity horses eat?Answer: Matthew McConaughay
What do North Korea and Matthew McConaughey have in common?Answer: Failure to Launch
What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government?Answer: Altright, altright, altright
What was Matthew McConaughey's least favourite part of Interstellar?Answer: When the girl gets older, and he stays the same age.
What would Matthew McConaughey say if he were a judge entering a court room?Answer: All rise, all rise, all rise.
What’s Matthew McConaughey’s political affiliation?Answer: He’s alt-right, alt-right, alt-right.
Where does Matthew Mcconaughey's Political Ideology come from?Answer: The Altright, Altright, Altright
Why does Mathew McConaughey love squares?Answer: Their angled are all right, all right, all right.
Why'd they dedicate a traffic circle to Matthew McConaughey?Answer: Because it was all right, all right, all right.
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