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Matthew Mcconaughey Jokes

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Did you hear that Matthew McConaughey took his Lincoln to the dealership after it couldn’t make left turns?
George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey decide to make a movie together.

George Clooney says, "I'll direct."

DiCaprio yells, "I'll produce!"

And Matthew McConaughey says, "I'll write, I'll write, I'll write."
I met Matthew McConaughey and asked him to sign a photo for me. I told him to make sure he didn't write anything on the left side of the picture though.

He said, "Alright, I'll write all right."
Matthew McConaughey, what kind of meat do you want off the turkey?
Tom Hanks, Leonardo DiCaprio and Matthew McConaughey all decide to make a movie

Tom hanks says "I'll produce it"

Leonardo DiCaprio says "I'll direct it"

Matthew McConaughey says "I'll write I'll write I'll write"
What did Mathew McConaughey say to himself to complete a book?
What did Matthew McConaughey have for breakfast, lunch, and dinner in China?
What did Matthew McConaughey say about Steve Bannon's followers?
What did Matthew McConaughey see at the Trump rally?
What do celebrity horses eat?
What do North Korea and Matthew McConaughey have in common?

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