Get ready to laugh out loud with our hilarious collection of China jokes about celebrities! Whether you're a fan of Chinese culture or just love a good laugh, this collection is perfect for you. We've gathered the funniest jokes about China and its famous figures, from Jackie Chan to Yao Ming. Our collection features silly one-liners, clever puns, and entertaining riddles that will have you chuckling for hours. So, what are you waiting for? Dive into our collection of China jokes and get ready for some serious fun!
How dumb is Sarah Palin?Answer: A1: She’s so dumb that she thinks the capital of China is Chinatown! A2: She’s so dumb that she thinks billboards are postcards from giants A3: She’s so dumb that she thinks soy milk is Spanish for ‘I am milk.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It didn’t work.
What award does the best Chinese hockey team win at the end of the season?Answer: The Bruce-Lee Cup
What did Matthew McConaughey have for breakfast, lunch, and dinner in China?Answer: All rice, all rice, all rice.
Where does Mitt Romney plan to create Jobs?Answer: In Singapore, China and India.
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?Answer: Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
Why does Donald Trump have his Christmas dinner on a plastic plate?Answer: He doesn’t get on with China.
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