Latest celebrity jokes

How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?

Answer: She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Answer: Feyonce

Which celebrity smells the best?

Answer: Kevin Bacon

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

What does Ariana Grande order at McDonald's?

Answer: A Mac Miller

How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?

Answer: She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.

What do you call a large Ariana Grande?

Answer: Ariana Venti

What does Ariana Grande want to be when she grows up?

Answer: Ariana Venti

Which coffee is the most famous?

Answer: Ariana Grande

Why does Karl Marx write in lowercase?

Answer: He hates capitalism

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Marco
Marco who?
Marco Polo

Why is a pirated copy of a Sigourney Weaver film Donald Trump's least favourite movie?

Answer: It's an Illegal Alien.

How did Thomas Edison invent the lightbulb?

Answer: He got a bright idea.

Why does Lebron James drive automatic?

Answer: He has no clutch.

Why did Spongebob blush?

Answer: He saw Bikini Bottom!