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At mannys door:
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
40 million dollars
Talk to my promoter...
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes who?
Sherlock Holmes (should lock homes) somebody could break in.
Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Justin.
Justin Bieber?
No fool. Just in case you want to apologize? This is the time.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Amir
Amir who?
Amir Khant get up!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bang Bang!
Bang Bang who?
Oscar Pistorius
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat who?
I'm Batman.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Britney Spears!
Britney Spears who?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Oops I did it again!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cher!
Cher who?
Cher and share alike!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cher.
Cher who?
Cher would be nice if you opened the door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Churchill!
Churchill who?
Churchill be the best place for a wedding !
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Elvis!
Elvis who?
Elvis-eeing you around soon, macaroon!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mayweather.
Mayweathere who?
Mayweather will be very sunny with a little cloud in the afternoon.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Nonito.
Nonito who?
C'mon man let me in, hurry, Rachel's pissed!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
OJ
OJ who?
Oke you're on the jury!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pacquiao.
Running footsteps sounds, fading away from the door, at Floyds house.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Rudolf.
Rudolf who?
Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Santa
Santa who?
Santa Clause!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Socrates.
Socrates who?
You're on the jury!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tyson.
Tyson who?
Tyson garlic around your neck to ward off vampires!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tyson.
Tyson who?
Tyson of this on for size!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Will.
Will Smith?
Will you open the door already?
Knock, knock!
Who's There?
Elvis!
Elvis who?
Elvis has left the building.
Knock, knock!
Whos there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes Sean Connery!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Desdemona.
Desdemona who?
Nobody. I myself. Farewell.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Marco
Marco who?
Marco Polo
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Megan Fox?
Omg! You are Megan Fox?
Just shut up. Give me a gun, there’s a fox outside.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t eat this much!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Oberon.
Oberon who?
Oberon the other bank you might try to catch some fish.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Let’s Phillip the bases and score some points.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Rosaline.
Rosaline who?
Yeah, that’s what Romeo said as soon as he saw Juliet.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Simon cowell
Simon cowell who?
Hi. I’m a cow and I’m called Simon!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wherefore means.
Wherefore means who?
No, “wherefore” means “why.” How many times do we have to go over this?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Philip Glass.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Philip Glass.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Philip Glass.
Lynch: Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Lynch: A man with two milk bottles, a deer with leafy antlers, and an 8 year old boy.
You: "A man with two milk bottles, a deer with leafy antlers, and an 8 year old boy" who?
Lynch: What do you think?
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