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Justin Bieber Jokes

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About Justin Bieber: He has it all: except love, friends, good parents and a Grammy!
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
Dear Justin Bieber haters, please respect him I owe him my life. Last year August, i had been in a coma for 6 months. Then one day my nurse turned on the radio to his songs. So i woke up and turned it off..
Dick Cheney, Jim Porter, and Justin Bieber are duck hunting. Cheney shoots at a duck and misses 6 inches too high. Porter shoots and misses 6 inches too low. Bieber shouts, “We got it! We got it!”
Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.
Girl: Justin Bieber has 1 book, 56 awards, 86 shows, over 18 million fans. What do you have?

Me: A penis
Hey beautiful, would do with me if I told you that I stole Justin Bieber chapstick in there.
How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar?
How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?
I found a Justin Bieber concert ticket nailed to a tree, so I took it! You never know when you might need a nail.
I phoned my local radio station today.

When the guy answered the phone he said, “Congratulations on being our 1st caller, all you have to do is answer the next question correctly to win our grand prize.”

“Wahoo!” I shouted in delight.

“It’s a Maths question,” he said. “Feeling confident?”

“I’ve got a degree in Maths and I teach it at my local school,” I proudly replied.

“Okay then, to win 2 VIP tickets to see Justin Bieber and to meet him back stage afterwards, what’s 2+2?”

“7,” I replied.

More funny Justin Bieber Jokes below

I watched Justin Bieber get shot in CSI and my brother asked "Why are you crying?"
I said "Because he didn't die in real life"
I watched Justin Bieber get shot in CSI and my brother asked "Why are you crying?"
I said "Because he didn't die in real life"
If Eminem is the King of Rap, what is Justin Bieber?
If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff.
If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Bieber and run off a cliff.
Justin Bieber has a new album coming out.

Oh, no, wait. Sorry.

Let me try that again.

Justin Bieber has a new album, “Coming Out.”
Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Justin Bieber?
No fool. Just in case you want to apologize? This is the time.
What do Justin and a beer bottle have in common?
What do One Direction and Justin Bieber have in common?
What do you call a Canadian girl who can't sing?
What do you call a model without boobs?
What does Justin Bieber and the crowd at Time Square for new years have in common?
What does Justin Bieber have in common with a Christmas tree?
What does Pinochio and Justin Bieber have in common?
What's the difference between a water bottle and puberty?
What's worse than finding a Justin Bieber concert DVD in your boyfriend's bedroom?
What’s the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga?
What’s the difference between Whitney Houston and Justin Bieber?
When Michael Jackson died all that was on the radio was Michael Jackson songs. When Whitney Houston died all you could hear was Whitney Houston songs. I just hope Justin Bieber never dies.
Which Decepticon will Justin Bieber portray in the next Transformers film?
You’ve got to feel a bit of sympathy for Justin Bieber.

He’s been to every single Justin Bieber concert.

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