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Pick up lines Jokes

Looking to add some humor to your pick-up game? Look no further than our collection of silly, corny, and hilarious pick-up line jokes about celebrities. Perfect for anyone who loves celebrity culture, this collection is filled with the best one-liners, puns, and quotes about the stars. Whether you're looking to impress your crush or just want a good laugh, these jokes are sure to do the trick. So why wait? Dive in and get ready to laugh your way to success! After all, jokes are fun!

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Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
Are you Selena Gomez? Cause I love you like a love song baby.
Do you like basketball? Why I want to show my Magic Johnson.
Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!
Even if Chuck Norris was your father, i'd still ask you out.
Hey Baby....I'm Chuck Norris!
Hey beautiful, would do with me if I told you that I stole Justin Bieber chapstick in there.
Hey girl is your name Karl Marx?
I am not Tiger Woods, but I’m a tiger, wood, and I.
I feel like Richard Gere, standing here next to you, the Pretty Woman.
I’m not David Blaine, but I can do magic in bed.

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The name is John. John Holmes.
Well hello gorgeous. Where have you been Haydn?
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You know, you look a lot like Taylor Swift.
You must be Halle Berry's twin sister; the one they don't talk about because she's much more beautiful.

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