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Back to SportArnold Palmer and Tiger Woods are playing the 16th hole, when Tiger's tee shot lands behind a huge, 100-foot fir tree. Tiger looks at Arnie and says, "How would you play this one? Lay up and take the extra stroke?"
Arnold replies: "When I was your age, I'd just play right over this tree."
Tiger, not wanting to be shown up by ol' Arnold Palmer, proceeds to hit the ball high, but not high enough. It bounces off the tree and lands out of bounds. Tiger, really ticked at this point, asks Arnold how he EVER hit a ball over that tree.
Arnold replied: "Well, when I was your age, that tree was only three feet tall.
Did you hear about the guy who broke into Tiger Woods' house?Answer: Took a lot of balls.
First Tiger Woods, then Lance Armstrong and now Oscar Pistorius. I think Nike should start telling their athletes “Don’t Do It”.
I am not Tiger Woods, but I’m a tiger, wood, and I.
These days, what do you need to shoot to win a professional golf tournament?Answer: Tiger Woods.
Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn had a huge argument over whether to circumcise their son Lindsey went downhill from there, but Tiger made the cut.
Tiger Woods is no longer a Tiger ... he's a Cheetah!
Tiger Woods plays 18 holes. Both on and off the golf course.
Tiger Woods went to the Virgin Islands...it is now called just the Islands.
What course gives Tiger Woods the most trouble?Answer: Intercourse
What did the zoologist and herbologist name their child?Answer: Tiger Woods
What do Barack Obama & Tiger Woods have in common?Answer: They are both trying to screw everybody!
What do Barack Obama and Tiger Woods have in common?Answer: They're both trying to screw everybody!
What's the difference between Princess Di and Tiger Woods?Answer: Tiger Woods has a more reliable driver.
What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?Answer: Santa Claus stops after three ho's.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and the Titanic?Answer: Only 15,000 people went down on the Titanic.
Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?Answer: Tiger Woods has a better driver.
Which course causes Tiger Woods the most trouble?Answer: Intercourse!
Would a cheetah cheat on his wife?Answer: No, but a tiger would.
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