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What does Coach Sir Alex Ferguson and Monica Lewinsky have in common?Answer: They both may blow a few at first, but, Monica will not choke on the big ones.
Who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?Answer: Alex Cora – manager of the Boston Red Sox baseball team
Why can't Matt Damon find work?Answer: Because he was Bourne yesterday.
Why is Iron Man stronger than Batman?Answer: It's because Iron Man doesn't Bruce easily.
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?Answer: Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.
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How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?Answer: She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?Answer: Feyonce
Which celebrity smells the best?Answer: Kevin Bacon
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
What does Ariana Grande order at McDonald's?Answer: A Mac Miller