Here you will find a great collection of celebrity jokes for all celebrity lovers, fans, groupies and everyone else who likes to joke about celebrities. This awesome collection of jokes, quotes, puns and riddles about your favorite celebrities are both silly, funny and entertaining. We guarantee that you will laugh hysterically when you read our jokes about the celebrities! Jokes are fun!
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin?Answer: Some of Stalin’s subjects admired him.
Paris in the LibraryParis Hilton walked into a library because she wanted to experience something new.
She walks up to the counter and says "Can I have a burger and fries?"
The librarian says, "I’m sorry, this is a library."
So Paris whispers, "Can I have a burger and fries?"
When Chuck Norris writes, he makes paper bleed.
I watched Justin Bieber get shot in CSI and my brother asked "Why are you crying?"
I said "Because he didn't die in real life"
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How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?Answer: She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?Answer: Feyonce
Which celebrity smells the best?Answer: Kevin Bacon
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
What does Ariana Grande order at McDonald's?Answer: A Mac Miller