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Carrie Fisher was found unconscious by a relative, who tried to revive her with chest compressions.
Unfortunately, the force wasn’t strong enough.
When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?Answer: He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!
Why shouldn't you blame Mitt Romney for growing up with a silver spoon in his mouth?Answer: Because he learned to speak with a forked tongue all by himself.
Where's the best place to find a Communist?Answer: In the Lenin closet.
What’s the quickest way to turn a blonde into a redhead?Answer: Ask Oscar Pistorius
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How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?Answer: She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?Answer: Feyonce
Which celebrity smells the best?Answer: Kevin Bacon
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
What does Ariana Grande order at McDonald's?Answer: A Mac Miller