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Celebrity Jokes

Here you will find a great collection of celebrity jokes for all celebrity lovers, fans, groupies and everyone else who likes to joke about celebrities. This awesome collection of jokes, quotes, puns and riddles about your favorite celebrities are both silly, funny and entertaining. We guarantee that you will laugh hysterically when you read our jokes about the celebrities! Jokes are fun!

Random Celebrity Jokes

Here you will find five random celebrity jokes that are both funny, corny, silly and hilarious. Make sure you tell these jokes about celebrity to your friends and family to get them giggling too.

What did Steve Irwin get when an alligator clamped down on his arm?
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
I phoned my local radio station today.

When the guy answered the phone he said, “Congratulations on being our 1st caller, all you have to do is answer the next question correctly to win our grand prize.”

“Wahoo!” I shouted in delight.

“It’s a Maths question,” he said. “Feeling confident?”

“I’ve got a degree in Maths and I teach it at my local school,” I proudly replied.

“Okay then, to win 2 VIP tickets to see Justin Bieber and to meet him back stage afterwards, what’s 2+2?”

“7,” I replied.
What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?
Zlatan doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

Latest 5 Celebrity Jokes

Here you will find the five newest celebrity jokes on this website that you visitors have submitted. These riddles, puns and jokes about celebrities are both funny, good, silly and hilarious.

How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Which celebrity smells the best?
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
What does Ariana Grande order at McDonald's?

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