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Here you will find a great collection of celebrity jokes for all celebrity lovers, fans, groupies and everyone else who likes to joke about celebrities. This awesome collection of jokes, quotes, puns and riddles about your favorite celebrities are both silly, funny and entertaining. We guarantee that you will laugh hysterically when you read our jokes about the celebrities! Jokes are fun!

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Random Celebrity Jokes

Here you will find five random celebrity jokes that are both funny, corny, silly and hilarious. Make sure you tell these jokes about celebrity to your friends and family to get them giggling too.

Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car
They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.

The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"

The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"

"We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrodinger.

The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.
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Latest 5 Celebrity Jokes

Here you will find the five newest celebrity jokes on this website that you visitors have submitted. These riddles, puns and jokes about celebrities are both funny, good, silly and hilarious.

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