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Crime Jokes

Looking for some laughter to brighten up your day? Look no further than our hilarious collection of Crime jokes about celebrities! Whether you're a true crime enthusiast or just love a good joke, you'll find plenty to enjoy in this collection. From silly one-liners to clever puns, our jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone. So come on in and join the fun – we promise you won't regret it!

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Did you hear that Joey Buttafuoco went to visit O.J. in prison?
Did you know Harvey Weinstein once submitted a slogan to Carl's Jr., but they had to change it?
The original slogan was, "You're not leaving this place until it's all over your face."
I've always wondered why Rolf Harris never played any string instruments...but I guess he figured out other ways to finger a minor!
Jared Fogle was given 15 years in prison today...

He was reportedly ok with it, and when reached for comment stated "As long as it's under 18."
Taylor Swift, Bruno Mars, and Jeffrey Skilling were asked what 2 + 2 is.
Swift said, “I don’t know,” and she meant it.
Mars said, “4.”
And Skilling said, “What would you like it to be?”
What did Liam Neeson say to the person who stole his copy of Microsoft Office?
What do Jared Fogel, Harvey Weinstein and Kevin Spacey have in common?
What do Marcia Clark and Susan Smith have in common?
What does Joseph Jett have in common with OJ?
What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?
What is Jared Fogle's favorite musical key?

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What would you have if O.J. was put in a cell with David Koresh and Jeffrey Dahmer?
What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?
Whats the difference between Jared Fogel and a pixie stick?
What’s the difference between Kim Bassinger and a terrorist?
Who was OJ's marriage counselor?
Why did Bobby Shmurda go to jail?
Why did O.J. finally get out of the Bronco?

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