Looking for a good laugh? Look no further than our collection of silly, corny, and funny Taylor Swift jokes! Perfect for fans, fanatics, followers, groupies, and anyone else who loves celebrity jokes, this collection features the best jokes about the iconic singer-songwriter, as well as quotes, riddles, oneliners, and puns about her. Whether you're a die-hard Swiftie or just someone who loves a good laugh, these jokes are sure to put a smile on your face. So why wait? Check out our collection today and get ready to giggle!
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I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter...I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.
Kanye West called Taylor Swift to apologize for sabotaging her acceptance speech at the VMA's.
Taylor Swift tried to accept his apology but Kanye West interrupted to say that Barack Obama had the best apology acceptance this year when he accepted the apology made by Joe Wilson.
In fact, Kanye added Barack Obama had the best acceptance of an apology ever.
My car started making this whining noise...so I took it to the shop and had the mechanic look over it. Turns out all he had to do was take the Taylor Swift album out.
Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn't wave back...so she will have a new album coming out tomorrow.
Taylor Swift, Bruno Mars, and Jeffrey Skilling were asked what 2 + 2 is.
Swift said, “I don’t know,” and she meant it.
Mars said, “4.”
And Skilling said, “What would you like it to be?”
The government shutdown has officially lasted longer than any of Taylor Swift's relationships.
What do Taylor Swift and Avada Kedavra have in common?Answer: They'll leave you breathless or with a nasty scar.
What do Taylor Swift and Charlie Sheen have in common?Answer: Bad blood
What's the difference between Taylor Swift and a stale Pepsi?Answer: The stale Pepsi won't write a song about me after I dump it.
When thin men have sex, it lasts less than 2 minutes. This is similar to Taylor Swift's relationship.
Which bird is best at singing?Answer: Taylor Swift
Why didn't the vampire bite Taylor Swift?Answer: Because she had bad blood.
Why didn’t the vampire attack Taylor Swift?Answer: She had bad blood.
Yo mama is so fat that her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.
You know, you look a lot like Taylor Swift.
Your mama so fat when she went to a Taylor Swift concert she took up all the seats and smooshed Taylor Swift.
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