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"So John, you still think you're bigger than Jesus Christ?"
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
What did John Lennon say to Linda when they met at the pearly gates?Answer: Whew, someone told me it was supposed to be Yoko. Thank God it's you.
What did they get when Lennon was shot?Answer: Beatlejuice
What song would John Lennon have wrote about his death?Answer: He shot me Yeah Yeah Yeah.
What was John Lennon's last hit?Answer: The pavement
Why did John Lennon get shot?Answer: Because Yoko ducked.
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