Get ready to laugh out loud with our collection of hilarious Whitney Houston jokes! Whether you're a die-hard fan or just appreciate good comedy, this funny collection of the best jokes about the iconic singer is sure to tickle your funny bone. From silly one-liners to clever puns, we've got it all. And don't worry, we won't forget to pay tribute to Whitney's incredible talent with some funny quotes and riddles too. So, whether you're looking for a quick laugh or a pick-me-up, our Whitney Houston joke collection is sure to leave you smiling. Get ready to bust a gut and enjoy the fun!
Back to MusicA full day of Whitney Houston on MTV. I don’t know who is in hell, me or her.
Dear Lord, thank you for answering my prayers. However you seem to have made a terrible error. I said "Britney", not "Whitney".
First Amy Winehouse, now Whitney Houston, Columbia has a tough financial year ahead.
How do you know your playing a tennis match with Whitney Houston?Answer: Your opponent tries to snort the service line!
I bet they didnt need to draw any white lines around Whitney Houston's body.
Looks like Whitney Houston is cool again now that she's just made the transition from mainstream to the underground.
TMZ is reporting that Whitney Houston has officially quit using drugs.
What did Whitney Houston and Apollo 13 have in common?Answer: A major crack problem.
What did Whitney Houston and the Costa Concordia have in common?Answer: They both hit too many rocks and died in the water!
What did Whitney Houston say when asked which parts of public buildings are generally the most affectionate?Answer: Hallways love yooooouuuuu.
What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?Answer: They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.
What is Whitney Houston's favorite song?Answer: I wanna rock!
What song did Elton John perform at Whitney Houstons funeral?Answer: Candle Under The Spoon!
What was the last thing that Whitney heard before she died?Answer: Houston, we have a problem!
What was Whitney doing in the bathtub anyway?Answer: Washing her crack, of course!
What was Whitney Houston's biggest hit?Answer: Her last one!
What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Jimi Hendrix?Answer: Whitney Houston had more hits before she died!
What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson?Answer: Nothing, now.
What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Whitney Houston jokes?Answer: The jokes will get old.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?Answer: Hand eeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyeeeeeeeeee
What’s the difference between Alex Ferguson and Whitney Houston?Answer: Ferguson is still playing Giggs.
What’s the difference between Whitney Houston and Justin Bieber?Answer: Hopefully, about 2 weeks
What’s the difference between Whitney Houston and Maggie Thatcher?Answer: Whitney died a tragic death and that cow is still alive.
When Michael Jackson died all that was on the radio was Michael Jackson songs. When Whitney Houston died all you could hear was Whitney Houston songs. I just hope Justin Bieber never dies.
Whitney Houston just received the starring role in what movie?Answer: Fraggle Rock: The Movie
Whitney Houston to star in her new film. The Bodybag.
Whitney Houston's life is like skiing. Once you get on the white powder, it's all down hill from there!
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