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Back to MusicDid anyone hear that Sting went missing?Answer: Right now The Police have no leads.
Did you hear about when Sting got a new mobile phone?Answer: He sent out an SMS to the world.
Did you hear? Sting was kidnapped!
The Police still have no lead.
Guess who's singing at Steve Irwin's funeral?Answer: Sting
Have you heard about Sting's new business?Answer: He now reposesesses cars in Arizona and lines them up in desert rows.
How many Police does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Two. Did you think Sting actually changes lightbulbs?
People hate the police so much these days...that even Sting has stopped performing "Every Breath You Take".
Sting’s studio was broken into, thousands of dollars worth of gear stolen...now the Police have no leads.
What did Sting get in Amsterdam?Answer: A massage in a brothel.
What is Sting's favourite band?Answer: The scorpions
Who is the bees favorite singer?Answer: Sting
Why did the man get arrested after illegally downloading "Every Breath You Take"?Answer: The file was created by The Police as part of a Sting operation.
Why doesn't Sting like BLM?Answer: They want to defund the Police
Why is Trudie Styler like Steve Irwin?Answer: Both have been penetrated by Sting.
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