Sonny Bono may be gone, but his memory lives on in this hilarious collection of jokes! Whether you're a fan of his music, his acting, or his political career, you're sure to find something to laugh about in this side-splitting assortment of one-liners, puns, and silly jokes. From the groan-worthy to the laugh-out-loud funny, this collection has it all. So if you're looking to brighten your day with some good old-fashioned humor, look no further than these Sonny Bono jokes!
Back to MusicHow do we know Sonny was a politician at heart?Answer: At the very end, he was stumping.
How will the priest begin the eulogy?Answer: We are gathered together on this slalom occasion...
My wife and I like to listen to Sonny Bono's singing partner on special occasions. It's time we Cher together.
Sonny Bono can't tell you the name of the tiger in The Jungle Book...But Cher can.
What did Michael Kennedy say to Sonny when they met in heaven?Answer: Been there-done that.
What did Ted Kennedy say when he heard that it wasn't another Kennedy?Answer: What a re-leaf!
What do Sonny Bono and Red Dead Redemption 2 have in common?Answer: A tree is your worst enemy.
What does Congress and U2 have in common?Answer: Each is now missing one Bono.
What kind of tribute should Cher perform?Answer: A moment of silence.
What preceded Sonny Bono's senseless death?Answer: Sonny Bono's senseless life.
What was Sonny's favorite concert?Answer: Wood Stock
What were Sonny Bono's last words?Answer: I'll show you what Michael Kennedy did wrong...
What's the difference between Al Gore and Sonny Bono?Answer: One's a tree-hugging stiff... and the other's a tree-hugging stiff.
What's the difference between Sonny and Cher?Answer: Plastic stands up to impact!
Why did Sonny Bono ski into the tree?Answer: It's always been a good political move to keep up with the Kennedys.
Why did Sonny die in a ski accident?Answer: After being a mayor and a congressman, he wanted to be a Kennedy.
Why should we be grateful to Michael Kennedy and Sonny Bono?Answer: They're giving other politicians a good idea.
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