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Back to MusicBritney Spears and Justin Timberlake were walking along the beach. Suddenly, Justin says, “Aww, Britney, look at the dead birdie.”
Britney looks up at the sky and says, “Where?!”
Britney Spears had just bought her new car and decided to go shopping with her friend and rival, Christina Aguilera. A few hours later she came out and realizes she had locked her keys in the car, so they spent a few hours pacing around the car trying to figure out what to do. Finally, Britney looked off into the distance and saw storm cloud. She turned to her friend and said, 'Quick, think of something because a storm is coming and I left the top open!'
Britney Spears, Shaggy and Craig David were sitting in a room when suddenly someone farted
Shaggy quickly pointed out that "It Wasn't Me"
Craig David couldn't stand the smell and said "I'm Walking Away"
Britney Spears could do little more than admit "Oops I did it Again"
The next day they were once again sitting in a room and once again someone farted
Britney Spears: "Stronger than Yesterday"
Dear Lord, thank you for answering my prayers. However you seem to have made a terrible error. I said "Britney", not "Whitney".
How did Britney Spears cross the road?Answer: With a magic marker!
How do you know if Britney has been at your computer?Answer: There's white out all over the screen
How is a computer like Britney Spears?Answer: They're both cheap, white, and plastic.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Britney Spears!
Britney Spears who?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Oops I did it again!
What did Chris Brown say when he punched Britney Spears?Answer: Oops, I did it again.
What do Britney Spears and Barbie have in common?Answer: They're both blonde, plastic and brainless!
What do you call Britney Spears when she is upset?Answer: Britney Tears
What does Hannibal Lecter call Britney Spears?Answer: Dinner at Hooters
What is the mole’s favorite Britney Spears song?Answer: Gimme Mole
What's green and sings?Answer: Britney Spearagus
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
Why couldn't Britney dial 911?Answer: She couldn't find the 11
Why did Britney jump off the building?Answer: She thought her maxi pads had wings!
Why did Britney Spears climb over the glass wall?Answer: To see what was on the other side.
Why Did Britney Spears shave her head?Answer: She wanted the drapes to match the carpet.
Why did Pepsi hire Britney Spears to do their commercial instead of Coke?Answer: Because then would have had to change their slogan from "It's the real thing."
Why didn't Hannibal Lecter eat Brittany Spears?Answer: He doesn't like artificial toppings.
Why does Britney have such a big belly button?Answer: Her boyfreind's are blond too!
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