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Madonna Jokes

Looking for a hilarious way to enjoy your love for the Queen of Pop? Look no further than our collection of silly, corny and funny Madonna jokes! From her iconic outfits to her chart-topping hits, this collection has it all. As the "Queen of Pop", Madonna has inspired generations with her music, fashion and larger-than-life personality, and now you can enjoy a good laugh at her expense with this funny collection. So, whether you're a die-hard fan or simply enjoy a good celebrity joke, dive in and enjoy the best Madonna jokes around!

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Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Madonna does not have one. And a priest does not use his. What is it?
Did you hear about Madonna's more modest work in her new videos?
Did you hear about the Madonna blow-up doll?
Did you hear that Shakira and Madonna had a big fight?
Doesn't it seem ironic that Madonna actually sang, "Like a Virgin"?

That's like a vegetarian who scarfs hamburgers...
Doesn't it seem ironic that Madonna actually sang, "Like a Virgin"?
Have you heard that Madonna has donated $250,000 to Haiti?
How does Madonna spell "art"?
How would Madonna cure her kids of bedwetting?
How's Madonna similar to breakfast pastries?
It's just been announced they are putting Madonna on a stamp. The stamp has a very special feature -- after you lick it, it licks you back.

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Madonna is so hairy. When she lifted her arm, I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.
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Madonna is trying to get Spice Girls back together. Only condition is she gets to join them. They gonna call her Old Spice.
Madonna said that she didn't care if it is a boy or a girl, just as long as it was bisexual.
Madonna was trying to measure a flag pole. She only had a measuring tape, and she was getting frustrated trying to slide the tape up the pole. Stephen Spielberg walks by and offers to help. He removes the pole from the ground, lays it down, and measures it easily. When he leaves, Madonna turns to Guy Ritchie and says, “That’s just like Spielberg! We need to know its height, and he gives us its length!”
Schwarzenegger has it long, Brad Pitt short, Madonna does not have it and the Pope does not use it. What is it?
Someone has to tell Madonna that Africans aren't Pokemon, she can't catch 'em all.
What are the chances of Madonna being named "Mother of the Year?"
What do Madonna's left leg & right leg have in common?
What do you get when Madonna is in a convertible?
What do you get when you suck all of the Botox out of Madonna?
What does Madonna consider formal wear?
What is the difference between a Madonna video and a porno flick?
What is the difference between Madonna and E.T.?
What's the best way to spot Madonna in Malawi while on holiday?
What's the difference between a used car, Madonna and Bob Dole?
What's the difference between Jesus and Madonna?
What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What's the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
Why are Madonna’s sexual inhibitions like safe nuclear power?
Why does Madonna and Alex Rodriguez make a good couple?
Why is Madonna filming a concert in Australia?
Why is Warren Beatty like Joseph of Nazareth?

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