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Back to MusicAnyone got any decent Spice Girl jokes?Answer: No. There's no such thing as a decent Spice Girl.
David Beckham walks into a sperm donor bank, "I'd like to donate some sperm" he says to the receptionist.
"Certainly Sir" replies the receptionist, "have you donated before?".
"Yes" replies Beckham "you should have my details on your computer".
"Oh yes, I've found your details" says the receptionist "but I see you're going to need help. Shall I call Posh Spice for you?"
"Why do I need help to donate sperm?" asks Beckham. The receptionist replies "Well, it says on your record that you're a useless wanker..."
Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls?Answer: They're going to call her Old Spice.
Did you hear that Louise Woodward is set to be the new manager of the Spice girls?Answer: The first thing she is going to do is drop Baby Spice.
Did you hear that Posh Spice was stopped for drink driving?Answer: She was found behind the wheel of a car with a pint of Becks inside her.
Do you know why alot of people attend John Tesh concerts?Answer: So they won't hear the Spice Girls.
Does anyone know what happened to the spice girls?Answer: They all became old spice.
Geri looked into a box of Cheerios and said, "Aww, look! Doughnut seeds!"
How do you kill the Spice Girls?Answer: Make them listen to their own songs.
How do you know when a spice girl has used your computer?Answer: There's correction fluid on the screen.
How does a Spice Girl brush her teeth?Answer: She holds the tooth brush and moves her head up and down
How many Spice Girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?Answer: None, they only screw in cars.
How many Spice Girls does it tale to change a light bulb?Answer: One to change it while the others pretend to have talent.
Madonna is trying to get Spice Girls back together. Only condition is she gets to join them. They gonna call her Old Spice.
There were 5 Spice Girls in a bath feelin happy......so happy got out.
Way back in '97 I wondered why those bands like the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys put their gender after the band name. We know what gender they are, they don't need that...Hanson on the other hand...
What did a Spice Girl say when she woke up under a cow?Answer: I thought you guys went home lastnght.
What did the Spice Girl say when she found out she was pregnant?Answer: I wonder if it's mine
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?Answer: The Spice Girls!
What do you call a Spice Girl with 2 brain cells?Answer: Pregnant
What do you do when a Spice Girl throws a hand grenade at you?Answer: Pull the pin out and throw it back
What do you have when there are 500 Spice Girls at the bottom of the ocean?Answer: A good start.
What do you stay to a Spice Girl in 12 months time?Answer: Cod and Chips please.
What does a beer bottle and a Spice Girl have in common?Answer: There both empty from the neck up.
What does a Spice Girl use for protection while sex?Answer: A bus shelter.
What has 300 legs and no pubic hair?Answer: The front row of a Spice Girls concert.
What has Posh Spice and the England team got in common?Answer: They both get screwed by David Beckham.
What have Posh Spice and Man Utd got in common?Answer: They both play with Beckham.
What kind of shoes do all spies wear?Answer: Sneak-ers
What sin is most committed by the Spice Girls?Answer: Covet for talent.
What the difference between the Spice Girls and All Saints?Answer: All saints can sing as a foursome.
What would David Beckham's name be if he was a Spice Girl?Answer: Waste of Spice
What's a Spice Girl's favourite breakfast snack?Answer: Pop Tarts
What's the best part of a blow job from a spice girl?Answer: The ten minutes of silence.
What's the difference between an Indian curry and the Spice girls?Answer: An Indian curry has Ginger in it.
What's the first step in world peace?Answer: Killing the Spice Girls.
Whats the difference between a pregnant Spice Girl and a light bulb?Answer: You can unscrew a light bulb.
Whats the difference between the film Spice World and Titanic?Answer: In the film Titanic at least the iceberg can act.
Whats the difference between the Spice Girls movie and a porno?Answer: The music is better in the porno.
Why did the Spice Girl leave the toilet door open?Answer: So no one could peak through the key hole
Why do Spice Girls wear red lipstick?Answer: Because it means "Stop wrong hole!"
Why do Spice Girls were green lipstick?Answer: Because red means stop.
Why do the Spice Girls smile when it is lightining out?Answer: They think they are getting their photo taken.
Why do the Spice Girls wear underwear?Answer: To keep their ankles warm
Why does Baby Spice have Square boobs?Answer: She forgot to take the kleenex out of the box.
Why don't the Spice Girls see rated R movies?Answer: Because there are only 5 of them and the sign says "under 17 not admitted.
You are an overload and sinking lifeboat with the Spice Girls, who do you throw over?Answer: Your self.
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