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The Rolling Stones Jokes

Are you a fan of the legendary rock band The Rolling Stones? Do you love to laugh and enjoy a good joke? Look no further! Our collection of silly, corny, and funny The Rolling Stones jokes is sure to tickle your funny bone. Whether you're a die-hard fan or just appreciate their music, these jokes are perfect for everyone who loves awesome celebrity humor. From puns to one-liners to clever quotes, we've got it all. So come on in and join the fun - because jokes are always better with The Rolling Stones!

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Did you hear Mick Jagger and Keith Richards were attacked by a giant magpie?
I surf the web a lot, and I guess I was using too much bandwidth, because the other day I got an automated phone call from my service provider. It was The Rolling Stones singing, "Hey, you. Get off of my cloud!"
Just found out that Keith Richards and Mick Jagger were killed when a car driven by David Crosby crashed into them. I hope it’s not true, but if it is,
it’ll be the first time two Stones were killed with one Byrd.
The British are making a monument out of rocks to Harry Potter's author

When finished, it'll be called the Rowling Stones.
What did the Beatles say when they saw the avalanche?
Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?
Why do Mick and Keith request salt water taffy in their backstage rider?

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