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J.K. Rowling Jokes

Looking for some magical laughter? Look no further! This collection of hilarious J.K. Rowling jokes is perfect for fans, fanatics, and anyone who loves a good laugh. As the author of the beloved Harry Potter series and a philanthropist, J.K. Rowling is a celebrity that everyone knows and loves. Whether you're a die-hard Potterhead or simply appreciate great comedy, this collection has something for everyone. From silly one-liners to clever puns, these jokes will have you laughing out loud. So come on in and join the fun – because with J.K. Rowling jokes, the magic never ends!

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Harry Potter has way too many characters...
Even J.K. Rowling has a hard time keeping all the characters straight.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Professor X to JK Rowling:
Professor X: "What's your power?"

JK Rowling: "I can rewrite the past of fictional characters."

Gay Professor X: "Interesting."
The British are making a monument out of rocks to Harry Potter's author

When finished, it'll be called the Rowling Stones.
What do you call I fight between notch and J.K. Rowling?
What do you get when you cross J.K. Rowling with outer space?
What's J. K. Rowling's favourite side of a triangle?
Why did the cannibal have a medieval peasant and JK Rowling over for dinner?
Why does the author of Harry Potter always ROFL when hearing a joke?

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