Here you will find a great collection of silly, corny and funny Harry Potter Jokes for fans, fanatics, followers, groupies and everyone else who likes awesome celebrity jokes. This funny collection of the best jokes about the famous Harry Potter can also contain quotes, riddles, oneliners and puns about the celebrity. Jokes are fun!
Did you hear John McEnroe went for an audition for the latest Harry Potter film?Answer: They turned him down, saying "You cannot be Sirius!"
Do you like Harry Potter?Answer: Because I a-Dumbledore you!
Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!
Harry Potter has way too many characters...
Even J.K. Rowling has a hard time keeping all the characters straight.
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
How can you tell which Harry Potter movie you are watching?Answer: By the size of Hermione Granger's breasts!
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?Answer: Walking. Jk Rowling
How does Harry Potter enter a door?Answer: Through the Gryffin-door.
How does Harry potter fuel his car?Answer: He goes Execto petroleum
How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash?Answer: With quit-itch.
How many Harry Potters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Answer: One - he holds it and the world revolves around him.
I found the first four Harry Potter books to be quite light-hearted. The fifth one was dead Sirius.
I have watched a Harry Potter movie every day for the past 10 years
They still haven't lost their magic.
If you don't like this Harry Potter joke, there's something Ron with you!
On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed am I with Harry Potter?Answer: 9 3/4
The British are making a monument out of rocks to Harry Potter's author
When finished, it'll be called the Rowling Stones.
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
What did the comedian say to Harry Potter?Answer: Why so Sirius?
What do Harry Potter and the Bloods have in common?Answer: They're both after a golden snitch.
What do you call a moile in the Harry Potter wizarding world?Answer: Professor Snip
What do you call a Potterhead on a horse?Answer: Harry Trotter
What do you call Harry Potter going through puberty?Answer: Hairy Pitter
What does Harry Potter have that Voldemort doesn't?Answer: A nose
What is bigfoot’s favorite book?Answer: Hairy Potter
What kind of drink would Harry Potter order at a bar?Answer: Something Gin-ey
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