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Harry Potter Jokes

Here you will find a great collection of silly, corny and funny Harry Potter Jokes for fans, fanatics, followers, groupies and everyone else who likes awesome celebrity jokes. This funny collection of the best jokes about the famous Harry Potter can also contain quotes, riddles, oneliners and puns about the celebrity. Jokes are fun!


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Did you hear John McEnroe went for an audition for the latest Harry Potter film?
Do you like Harry Potter?
Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!
Harry Potter has way too many characters...
Even J.K. Rowling has a hard time keeping all the characters straight.
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
How can you tell which Harry Potter movie you are watching?
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

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How does Harry Potter enter a door?
How does Harry potter fuel his car?
How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash?
How many Harry Potters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I found the first four Harry Potter books to be quite light-hearted. The fifth one was dead Sirius.
I have watched a Harry Potter movie every day for the past 10 years
They still haven't lost their magic.
If you don't like this Harry Potter joke, there's something Ron with you!
On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

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The British are making a monument out of rocks to Harry Potter's author

When finished, it'll be called the Rowling Stones.
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
What did the comedian say to Harry Potter?
What do Harry Potter and the Bloods have in common?
What do you call a moile in the Harry Potter wizarding world?
What do you call a Potterhead on a horse?
What do you call Harry Potter going through puberty?
What does Harry Potter have that Voldemort doesn't?

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What is bigfoot’s favorite book?
What kind of drink would Harry Potter order at a bar?

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