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Harry Potter Jokes

Step into the magical world of Harry Potter with our hilarious collection of jokes! From silly quips to witty one-liners, this collection has it all. Perfect for fans, fanatics, followers, and groupies of the beloved wizard, as well as anyone who loves a good laugh. You'll find jokes about Harry and his friends, their enemies, spells, potions, and all the quirks and oddities of the wizarding world. So whether you're a Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, or Slytherin, these jokes will have you laughing out loud. Don't miss out on the fun - explore our collection of Harry Potter Jokes now!

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Did you hear John McEnroe went for an audition for the latest Harry Potter film?
Do you like Harry Potter?
Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!
Harry Potter has way too many characters...
Even J.K. Rowling has a hard time keeping all the characters straight.
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
How can you tell which Harry Potter movie you are watching?
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
How does Harry Potter enter a door?
How does Harry potter fuel his car?
How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash?
How many Harry Potters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More funny Harry Potter Jokes below

I found the first four Harry Potter books to be quite light-hearted. The fifth one was dead Sirius.
I have watched a Harry Potter movie every day for the past 10 years
They still haven't lost their magic.
If you don't like this Harry Potter joke, there's something Ron with you!
On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed am I with Harry Potter?
The British are making a monument out of rocks to Harry Potter's author

When finished, it'll be called the Rowling Stones.
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
What did the comedian say to Harry Potter?
What do Harry Potter and the Bloods have in common?
What do you call a moile in the Harry Potter wizarding world?
What do you call a Potterhead on a horse?
What do you call Harry Potter going through puberty?
What does Harry Potter have that Voldemort doesn't?
What is bigfoot’s favorite book?
What kind of drink would Harry Potter order at a bar?
What was the first Harry Potter Movie?
What would you get if Harry Potter tried to kill Darth Vader?
What's J. K. Rowling's favourite side of a triangle?
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a jew?
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
What’s the difference between Harry Potter and a spelling bee contestant?
What’s the most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter?
Why aren't there any guns in Harry Potter?
Why can’t Harry Potter tell the difference between his potions pot and his best friend?
Why couldn't Harry Potter find Hermione?
Why did Harry Potter cross the road?
Why did Harry Potter get pulled over for speeding?
Why did the protons vote for Harry Potter to be president?
Why does the author of Harry Potter always ROFL when hearing a joke?
Why was Harry Potter sent to the office?
Your opinion on the Harry Potter movie adaptations?

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