Darth Vader Jokes

Darth Vader could never find love....
He was looking in Alderaan places.

Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.

Did you hear Darth Vader had a second daughter named Elly?

Answer: Elly Vader

Do you know exactly what Darth Vader did at the end of Star Wars...
He Overthrew the Emperor

Do you know why Darth Vader really betrayed the emperor?

Answer: His hatred became more palpable

How did Darth Vader cheat at poker?

Answer: He kept altering the deal.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Xmas?

Answer: He felt his presents.

How did Luke Skywalker defeat Darth Vader?

Answer: He beat the Sith out of him.

How does Darth Vader eat?

Answer: He force feeds himself.

How does Darth Vader get to various floors of buildings?

Answer: Via ele-vaders

How does Darth Vader like his coffee?

Answer: On the dark side.

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Answer: On the Dark Side.

Michael Jackson and Darth Vader!
Neither wanted to remain on the Dark Side!

Of all the things that Darth Vader lost when the Death Star blew up, it was the destruction of his George Michael box set that affected him most deeply. He finds his lack of Faith disturbing!

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

Answer: He force quit.

What did Darth Vader say to the Emperor at the Star Wars auction?

Answer: What is thy bidding, my master?

What did Darth Vader say when he sensed Luke for the first time?

Answer: I have a dad feeling about this.

What did Darth Vader say when he walked into a vegetarian restaurant?

Answer: I find your lack of steak disturbing.

What did Darth Vader say when his car broke down?

Answer: The Empire Hikes Back.

What did Darth Vader say when the record store employee told him they were out of George Michael albums?

Answer: I find your lack of 'Faith' disturbing.

What do you get when you cross Darth Vader with an elephant?

Answer: An ele-vader.

What goes, “Ha, ha, ha, haaaa…. AGGGHHHH! Thump”?

Answer: An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.

What is Darth Vader’s favorite Disney song?

Answer: When You Wish Upon A Death Star.

What is Darth Vader’s favourite movie?

Answer: Vaders of the Lost Ark

What is Darth Vader’s favourite song?

Answer: Dancing in the Darth.

What is Darth Vader’s nickname when he waits tables?

Answer: Darth Waiter

What was Darth Vader’s catering business called?

Answer: Darth Caterer

What would you get if Harry Potter tried to kill Darth Vader?

Answer: A Vader Cadaver

What's Darth Vader's favorite subject?

Answer: Mechanics, Because it talks about the force.

What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Answer: Darth Vader probably gets high fived

What’s Darth Vader favourite measurement system?

Answer: The Imperial System

What’s Darth Vader’s stage name when he plays his electric piano?

Answer: The synth lord

When James Earl Jones auditioned for Darth Vader, George Lucas told him he had to have a Mid-Atlantic accent.

Answer: So, he went and bought a scuba air tank, and the rest is history.

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

Answer: At the Darth Mall.

Where does Princess Leia shop for Father’s Day?

Answer: At the Darth Maul.

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

Answer: The Thai fighter

Why did Darth Vader cross the road?

Answer: To feel the power of the dark side

Why did Darth Vader go to the music store?

Answer: To find the hidden rebel bass.

Why does Anakin become Darth Vader?

Answer: To get to the other side

Why does Darth Vader prefer coarse grain pepper?

Answer: He hates when it’s high ground.

Why doesn't Darth Vader like to eat Ewoks?

Answer: He thinks they're a little Chewie.

Why was Darth Vader a bad weatherman?

Answer: He always said it was going to be lukewarm.

Why was Darth Vader bad at sports?

Answer: He always choked.

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

Answer: He found his lack of Faith disturbing.