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Darth Vader Jokes

Looking for some laughter in the galaxy far, far away? Look no further than our collection of silly and hilarious Darth Vader jokes! Whether you're a die-hard Star Wars fan, a casual viewer, or just love a good laugh, our collection has something for everyone. From puns and one-liners to riddles and quotes, these jokes are guaranteed to make you chuckle. So join the dark side of comedy and check out our collection of the best jokes about the iconic Darth Vader today!

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Darth Vader could never find love....
He was looking in Alderaan places.
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
Did you hear Darth Vader had a second daughter named Elly?
Do you know exactly what Darth Vader did at the end of Star Wars...
He Overthrew the Emperor
Do you know why Darth Vader really betrayed the emperor?
How did Darth Vader cheat at poker?
How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Xmas?
How did Luke Skywalker defeat Darth Vader?
How does Darth Vader eat?
How does Darth Vader get to various floors of buildings?
How does Darth Vader like his coffee?

More funny Darth Vader Jokes below

How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Michael Jackson and Darth Vader!
Neither wanted to remain on the Dark Side!
Of all the things that Darth Vader lost when the Death Star blew up, it was the destruction of his George Michael box set that affected him most deeply. He finds his lack of Faith disturbing!
What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?
What did Darth Vader say to the Emperor at the Star Wars auction?
What did Darth Vader say when he sensed Luke for the first time?
What did Darth Vader say when he walked into a vegetarian restaurant?
What did Darth Vader say when his car broke down?
What did Darth Vader say when the record store employee told him they were out of George Michael albums?
What do you get when you cross Darth Vader with an elephant?
What goes, “Ha, ha, ha, haaaa…. AGGGHHHH! Thump”?
What is Darth Vader’s favorite Disney song?
What is Darth Vader’s favourite movie?
What is Darth Vader’s favourite song?
What is Darth Vader’s nickname when he waits tables?
What was Darth Vader’s catering business called?
What would you get if Harry Potter tried to kill Darth Vader?
What's Darth Vader's favorite subject?
What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?
What’s Darth Vader favourite measurement system?
What’s Darth Vader’s stage name when he plays his electric piano?
When James Earl Jones auditioned for Darth Vader, George Lucas told him he had to have a Mid-Atlantic accent.
Where does Darth Vader go shopping?
Where does Princess Leia shop for Father’s Day?
Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?
Why did Darth Vader cross the road?
Why did Darth Vader go to the music store?
Why does Anakin become Darth Vader?
Why does Darth Vader prefer coarse grain pepper?
Why doesn't Darth Vader like to eat Ewoks?
Why was Darth Vader a bad weatherman?
Why was Darth Vader bad at sports?
Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

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