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Batman order a drink. Waiter asks, "Pepsi or Coke?"
Batman responds, "Just ice."
COVID is bringing everyone a little closer to being Batman.
Either you are wearing a mask or your parents are dead.
How long does it take Batman to change a lightbulb?Answer: Depends. How much prep time does he get?
If Batman and Superman had a baby, what would it be?Answer: Adopted
Superman once wrote on the wall: "Batman is a wimp."
The next day Batman wrote: "Superman is Clark Kent."
What did Alfred say when he saw that Batman couldn't fit in his utility belt anymore?Answer: He said, "What a waist!"
What did Bruce Wayne’s Mum put over his crib?Answer: Bat mobile
What do you call a beat-up Batman?Answer: A Bruised Wayne.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?Answer: Christian Bale
What do you get when you cross Batman with a tree?Answer: Spruce Wayne!
What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common?Answer: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?Answer: The dark night rises.
What position did Bruce Wayne play on his baseball team?Answer: He was the bat boy!
What Shampoo does Batman always use?Answer: Conditioner Gordon
What would you call Batman and Robin if they get smashed by a steam roller?Answer: They'd be Flatman and Ribbon.
What's Batman's favourite part of a joke?Answer: The punchline
What's the difference between a criminal and Batman?Answer: Batman can go shopping without Robin.
Which superhero has the most number of home runs?Answer: Batman
Why can't Bruce Wayne get a date?Answer: He has bat-breath!
Why did Batman flush the toilet?Answer: Because it was his duty!
Why did Batman take a break from fighting crime?Answer: Because it was becoming the Bane of his existence!
Why did everyone's pictures come out dark at Batman's party?Answer: Because he didn't invite the Flash.
Why does Batman's mask hide only half his face?Answer: So that the cops can see he's white and not shoot him on sight.
Why doesn’t Batman like going on nature walks?Answer: He doesn't like Poison Ivy!
Why is Iron Man stronger than Batman?Answer: It's because Iron Man doesn't Bruce easily.
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
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