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Batman Jokes

Holy hilarity, Batman! Our website has an amazing collection of silly, corny and funny Batman jokes that are sure to have you in stitches! Whether you're a die-hard fan of the Caped Crusader or just appreciate a clever joke, our collection has something for everyone. From witty one-liners and puns to clever quotes and riddles, our jokes are guaranteed to brighten your day. Our website is the perfect place to find a lighthearted break from the stresses of everyday life. So why wait? Visit us today and start enjoying the best Batman jokes from around the world. Whether you're a fan of the Dark Knight or just love a good chuckle, our collection is sure to delight. Come see for yourself why jokes are fun and start laughing today!

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Batman order a drink. Waiter asks, "Pepsi or Coke?"

Batman responds, "Just ice."
COVID is bringing everyone a little closer to being Batman.

Either you are wearing a mask or your parents are dead.
How long does it take Batman to change a lightbulb?
If Batman and Superman had a baby, what would it be?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bat who?
I'm Batman.
Superman once wrote on the wall: "Batman is a wimp."
The next day Batman wrote: "Superman is Clark Kent."
What did Alfred say when he saw that Batman couldn't fit in his utility belt anymore?
What did Bruce Wayne’s Mum put over his crib?
What do you call a beat-up Batman?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do you get when you cross Batman with a tree?

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What position did Bruce Wayne play on his baseball team?
What Shampoo does Batman always use?
What would you call Batman and Robin if they get smashed by a steam roller?
What's Batman's favourite part of a joke?
What's the difference between a criminal and Batman?
Which superhero has the most number of home runs?
Why can't Bruce Wayne get a date?
Why did Batman flush the toilet?
Why did Batman take a break from fighting crime?
Why did everyone's pictures come out dark at Batman's party?
Why does Batman's mask hide only half his face?
Why doesn’t Batman like going on nature walks?
Why is Iron Man stronger than Batman?
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.

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