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Adele might set fire to rain...
But SpongeBob can make a campfire under water!
What did Spongebob say to the Krabby Patty?Answer: Pleased to eat you!
What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?Answer: They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.
What is Spongebob's favorite song?Answer: Holey Diver
What music does Spongebob listen to when he's jellyfishing?Answer: Something catchy!
What's SpongeBob's worst personality trait?Answer: He's way too self-absorbent
Why couldn't Spongebob get a mortgage?Answer: Because his house was underwater.
Why did Spongebob blush?Answer: He saw Bikini Bottom!
Why did SpongeBob have a great Christmas?Answer: Because he kissed Krabby Patty.
Why does Partick always miss Spongebob?Answer: Because he's not a round!
Why does Spongebob hate going to the beach?Answer: Sandy cheeks!
Why is Spongebob always far too hot?Answer: Because all of his corners are 90 degrees!
Why is Spongebob the main character...when Patrick's the star?
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