Get ready to suit up and get a laugh out of our collection of Iron Man jokes! Whether you're a die-hard fan or just enjoy some good superhero humor, this funny collection of the best jokes about the iconic Iron Man has got you covered. From silly puns to clever one-liners, our collection is sure to please everyone. So grab your repulsor rays and get ready to blast away with laughter!
How are Tony Stark's clothes always so neat, man?Answer: Because of the iron, man!
If an Iron Man movie was made with Magneto as the villain, what would its title be?Answer: Stop hitting yourself.
If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up
Would they be alloys?
Matthew Broderick has just announced a sequel to one of his biggest films!
He'll play Iron Man's nephew who skips school to go on a wacky adventure in Chicago with his friends!
Its called "Ferrous Bueller's Day Off".
Thor, Iron Man and Hulk walk into IKEA...
What did Iron Man say to Ant-Man?Answer: Stop bugging me!
What did Iron man say to Captain America on the walkie talkie?Answer: Steve, Roger that?
What did people call Iron Man after he started playing "League of Legends?"Answer: The Toxic Avenger.
What do Iron Man and Katie Price have in common?Answer: They have both had a Downey Junior Inside of them.
What do Iron man and Sarah Palin have in common?Answer: They both had a little Downey inside of them.
What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man costume?Answer: FeDora
What do you call Iron Man when he can’t swim?Answer: Robert Drowney JR
What do you call Iron Man without his suit?Answer: Stark naked
What do you get when you cross Iron Man with Spiderman?Answer: Pony Park
What does Iron Man put in his drinks?Answer: Just-ice!
What does Tony Stark cook with?Answer: Pepper's pots!
What does Tony Stark eat for breakfast?Answer: Iron Bran
What happened to Iron man when he wanted some salt?Answer: He got a divorce form his wife Pepper.
What is Iron Man's least favorite operating system?Answer: ThanOS
What is it called when Iron Man does a cart wheel?Answer: Ferrous Wheel!
What's Iron Man's favorite type of housework?Answer: Hoovering
What's Iron Man's favourite drink?Answer: Fruit punch
What's Iron Man's favourite part of a joke?Answer: The punchline
What's Iron Mans favourite ride at the Carnival?Answer: The Ferrous Wheel
What's the difference between Iron Man and a unicorn?Answer: Nothing, they're both fictional characters
What's the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man?Answer: Iron Man stops the villains but Aluminum Man just foils their plans!
What's Tony Stark's favourite movie?Answer: Ferrous Bueller!
Which superhero has the tidiest clothes?Answer: Iron-ing man
Why did all the photographs from Iron Man's party turn out dark?Answer: He forgot to invite the Flash!
Why did Iron Man sleep out in the rain?Answer: To get some rust!
Why didn't Tony Stark like his new assistant?Answer: He wasn't Happy!
Why does Iron Man think Thanos is a pessimist?Answer: Because he's a Universe half empty kind of guy!
Why is Iron Man stronger than Batman?Answer: It's because Iron Man doesn't Bruce easily.
Wouldn't it be amazing if Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up?Answer: Yeah, they would be alloys!
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