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Iron Man Jokes

Get ready to suit up and get a laugh out of our collection of Iron Man jokes! Whether you're a die-hard fan or just enjoy some good superhero humor, this funny collection of the best jokes about the iconic Iron Man has got you covered. From silly puns to clever one-liners, our collection is sure to please everyone. So grab your repulsor rays and get ready to blast away with laughter!

Showing all 34 Iron Man jokes

How are Tony Stark's clothes always so neat, man?
If an Iron Man movie was made with Magneto as the villain, what would its title be?
If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up
Would they be alloys?
Matthew Broderick has just announced a sequel to one of his biggest films!

He'll play Iron Man's nephew who skips school to go on a wacky adventure in Chicago with his friends!

Its called "Ferrous Bueller's Day Off".
Thor, Iron Man and Hulk walk into IKEA...

What did Iron Man say to Ant-Man?
What did Iron man say to Captain America on the walkie talkie?
What did people call Iron Man after he started playing "League of Legends?"
What do Iron Man and Katie Price have in common?
What do Iron man and Sarah Palin have in common?
What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man costume?

More funny Iron Man Jokes below

What do you call Iron Man when he can’t swim?
What do you call Iron Man without his suit?
What do you get when you cross Iron Man with Spiderman?
What does Iron Man put in his drinks?
What does Tony Stark cook with?
What does Tony Stark eat for breakfast?
What happened to Iron man when he wanted some salt?
What is Iron Man's least favorite operating system?
What is it called when Iron Man does a cart wheel?
What's Iron Man's favorite type of housework?
What's Iron Man's favourite drink?
What's Iron Man's favourite part of a joke?
What's Iron Mans favourite ride at the Carnival?
What's the difference between Iron Man and a unicorn?
What's the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man?
What's Tony Stark's favourite movie?
Which superhero has the tidiest clothes?
Why did all the photographs from Iron Man's party turn out dark?
Why did Iron Man sleep out in the rain?
Why didn't Tony Stark like his new assistant?
Why does Iron Man think Thanos is a pessimist?
Why is Iron Man stronger than Batman?
Wouldn't it be amazing if Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up?

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