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Katie Price Jokes

Looking for some laughs? You're in luck! Here you'll find a hilarious collection of silly, corny and funny Katie Price jokes that will have you in stitches. Whether you're a die-hard fan or just love a good celebrity joke, this collection has got you covered. From witty one-liners to clever puns and even hilarious quotes and riddles, there's something here for everyone. So come on in and have a laugh with us - because let's face it, jokes are always fun, especially when they're about the famous Katie Price!

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Apparently Katie Price is writing a new book about all the men she’s slept with, it’s called the The Telephone Book.
As I watched the TV this morning I was horrified by what I saw. Why are we subjected to this first thing in the morning?

The twisted mangled wreck of a bike. What a massive cunt!

But anyway. Enough about Katie Price.
How do you know if Katie Price is playing hard to get?
I can't believe Katie Price is pregnant again.

She'll be dropping out more bastards than a Scotsman with tourettes.
I just saw the Katie Price sex tape.

Now that's what I call a MILF!

Movie I'd Like to Forget.
I saw Katie Price give a couple of pence to charity earlier.

“Why so little?” I asked.

She said, “It’s the only way I can get someone to call me a tight cunt nowadays.”
Just saw Katie Price in panto. Never again.
Every time the audience shouted, "He's behind you!" she bent over and spread her legs.
Katie Price has hit out at Dwight Yorke for not seeing their son Harvey in ten years. It's not that bad, Harvey hasn't seen him in 14 years.
So Katie Price is divorcing her latest husband, Kieran the plasterer.

They met as he used to work for her.

Putting on her make up.
What do Iron Man and Katie Price have in common?
What is Katie Prices favourite drink?

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