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Back to FashionA real man would never cry in public unless:
He watched a movie in which a heroic dog dies to save his master.
Or if Heidi Klum unbuckled her shirt.
Or if he accidentally dropped crates full of beer.
Heidi Klum's car breaks down. . .
Luckily, she's near a garage. The mechanic tells her it will take about an hour to diagnose, and suggests she cross the street to a nearby ice cream parlor.
She does so, and orders a large vanilla cone. The ice cream is drippy, and gets all over her face. But, she finishes, and returns to the garage. The mechanic emerges, wiping his hands, and says "Looks like you blew a seal."
Heidi replies, "Nope. . .just ice cream. We're divorced."
What do you call a girl wearing camouflage?Answer: Heidi
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