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Actor Jokes

Looking for a good laugh? Look no further than our hilarious collection of Actor jokes about your favorite celebrities! Whether you're a die-hard fan, a celebrity fanatic, or just love a good joke, this collection is sure to tickle your funny bone. Our jokes range from silly and corny to downright hilarious, and feature all your favorite stars. And it's not just jokes - our collection also includes quotes, riddles, oneliners and puns about the acting world. So why wait? Come and check out our collection and get ready to laugh out loud!

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Babe, are you Cameron Bancroft?
Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
Did you know Raymond Burr had a brother who was a lumberjack?
Do you think Daniel Radcliffe could ever play a hobbit?
How did Christian Bale get so skinny for "The Machinist"?
How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
I heard that Tim Allen is a good chess player!

He’s a GruntMaster.
I was once told I looked like an actor enough to be his stunt double. The actor was Danny DeVito.
If Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider and Dennis Dugan are in a plane and the plane crashes, who will survive?
If Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton participated in a spelling contest, who would win?
Is there a more Dutch sounding actor than Tom Holland?

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Is Tim McGraw a Christian?
It's a pity they didn't cast Ryan Reynolds as Jay Gatsby since he's both the green lantern and deadpool.
Jack Nicholson refuses to believe that he doesn’t like classical music. He just can’t Handel the truth.
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
Matthew Broderick has just announced a sequel to one of his biggest films!

He'll play Iron Man's nephew who skips school to go on a wacky adventure in Chicago with his friends!

Its called "Ferrous Bueller's Day Off".
My friend does the same two impressions in every party. He is either Matt Damon or Hugh Jackman.
Maybe he’s Bourne with it. Maybe he’s Wolverine.
One small step for man…one giant leap for Danny DeVito.
Sir Roger Moore, prominent James bond actor has passed away...his family say that they are shaken....but not stirred!
There is a reason why Daniel Craig has grey hair in the new James Bond film...
... it's because he's got 'No time to Dye'.
What did Mick Jagger say when he caught Hugh Hefner and Dennis Weaver in the bedroom together?
What did Nancy Sinatra say about her actor friend Christopher's custom-made footwear?
What do Theresa May and John Malkovich have in common?
What do you call an actor that spent all his money on condoms?
What do you call Iron Man when he can’t swim?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What happens when you put Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Reeve, Chris Pratt and Chris Evans in the same room?
What's the difference between Jimmy Stewart and Payne Stewart?
What's the difference between Will Rogers and Ellen Degeneres?
Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?
When James Earl Jones auditioned for Darth Vader, George Lucas told him he had to have a Mid-Atlantic accent.
Which actor could have majored as an English professor?
Which silent movie star spent his leisure time at a lake in Vermont?
Who is chicken’s favourite actor?
Who is CRISPR's favorite actor?
Who is the most hated actor in Saudi Arabia?
Who is your favorite rapper? Mine is Bill Cosby, WAIT no I meant favorite RAPER not rapper, my bad!
Who's Denmark's greatest Zombie actor?
Who's your favorite James Bond actor?

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