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Swimming Jokes

Looking for a splash of laughter? Dive into our collection of silly, corny and funny Swimming jokes about celebrities! Whether you're a fan of swimming or just love amazing celebrity jokes, you're sure to find something that tickles your funny bone. Our collection features the best swimming-related one-liners, puns, riddles, and quotes about your favorite celebrities. So, whether you're looking for a laugh or just need to take a break from the pool, our Swimming jokes are guaranteed to make a splash!

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Showing all 14 swimming jokes

Did you know that Einstein invented a new way to swim?
Each time someone goes swimming nude David Hasselhoff isn't in the water.
Jesus could walk on water, Zlatan can swim through land.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
What do you call a swimming pool full with the members of NSync?
What do you call Iron Man when he can’t swim?
What's an Irish swimmer's favorite stroke?
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
When Chuck Norris goes swimming, He doesn't get wet..the water gets Chuck Norris.
Why did the ohm swim to the other side of the river?
Why does Clinton swim naked in the White House pool?

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