Dive into the hilarious world of one of the most decorated swimmers of all time with our amazing collection of Ryan Lochte jokes! This American professional swimmer and 12-time Olympic medalist has captured the hearts of millions around the world, and now you can join in on the fun with our side-splitting collection of his best jokes. Whether you're a devoted fan or simply love great celebrity humor, this collection has something for everyone - from silly one-liners to clever puns and everything in between. So why settle for ordinary jokes when you can experience the wit and humor of one of the greatest athletes of our time? Get ready to laugh until it hurts with our amazing Ryan Lochte joke collection!
Back to SportAfter watching the Olympics, a little boy says to his mom, "When I grow up, I want to be like Ryan Lochte!"
She says, "Honey, you can't have it both ways."
Fastest Bolt at the Olympics?Answer: Was it Usain Bolt or Ryan Lochte's ride to the airport?
What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?
"...and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"
Who is faster?Answer: Usain Bolt in the 100m finals or Ryan Lochte running through the airport to catch his flight out of Brazil?
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